# I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381 "2012-08-04T03:06:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/21 "2012-08-04T18:22:28Z")
In number 3, I hear that they actually include some naughty unmarried black women, and some wives who don’t live in houses and aren’t really all that naughty, just to try to appeal to a more broad, casual, popcorn-munching audience. I blame greedy producers and directors with no adherence to principles. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/22 "2012-08-04T18:28:45Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > Pfft, the novels were sooo much better. I feel that the movie adaptations haven’t been true to the story. The audiobooks read by Morgan Freeman are pretty good too, there’s just something about his voice. You’ll never be able to hear “take it all and swallow, you stank ho” again without getting a chill down your back. But in fact only DVD’s 1 and 2 really follow the books, after 3 they just keep some of the names – and in any case IMO the author’s phoning it in any more – no wonder they have switched their distribution system to just leaving discs on public transit conveyances. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/23 "2012-08-04T18:30:03Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Naughty Black Housewives 3, starring Megan Vaughn. Okay, I just did a Google image search, with the thought of confirming my assumption that the vast majority of porn actors are kind of icky. But this Megan Vaughn person seems to be rather good looking, and I don’t say that lightly. ---
**Author:** ![Tess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/24 "2012-08-04T19:32:40Z")
Am I the only one who assumes that after watching a movie of unknown origins the viewer has to show it to someone else in seven days or die? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/25 "2012-08-04T21:53:16Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Okay, I just did a Google image search, with the thought of confirming my assumption that the vast majority of porn actors are kind of icky. But this Megan Vaughn person seems to be rather good looking, and I don’t say that lightly. Note to self: remember to turn Safe Search back on before image searching on known porn star names. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/26 "2012-08-04T22:12:29Z")
> [@Astral\_Rejection](#): > > There’s a part where the mailman comes to deliver a package He also had some mail for her. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/27 "2012-08-04T22:42:37Z")
Is there a pool-cleaning guy in this one, too? ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/28 "2012-08-05T00:48:48Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > You shut your mouth right now. That never happens. LALALALALAL Real fans know to watch the series in machete order ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Tilt\_Boogie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Full\_Tilt\_Boogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Tilt_Boogie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/29 "2012-08-05T00:52:21Z")
Weren’t the first two merely ‘prequels’? And any way, the car chase in part 3 was nothing compared to the ‘ascension to heaven’ sequence in part 2. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/30 "2012-08-05T02:24:18Z")
> [@Full\_Tilt\_Boogie](#): > > Weren’t the first two merely ‘prequels’? > > And any way, the car chase in part 3 was nothing compared to the ‘ascension to heaven’ sequence in part 2. …except that it was all retconned as a dream sequence. I hate it when they do that. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/31 "2012-08-05T02:42:20Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > But in fact only DVD’s 1 and 2 really follow the books, after 3 they just keep some of the names – and in any case IMO the author’s phoning it in any more That’s because it was between the second and third ones that he became Born Again. If you watch the movie with that in mind, and with an understanding that Tyrone the Door-to-Door Cutlery Salesman is actually a Christ figure, everything makes a lot more sense. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/32 "2012-08-05T04:50:27Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > If you pay very close attention to the plot, you’ll see it’s actually a reworking of ‘King Lear’. TMYK Well that explains it! I thought the dialog seemed a bit highbrow for regular porno. These are actual quotes from\* NBH3\*: ++++++++ \*\*“Cum not between the dragon and his wrath.” “I want that glib and oily art To speak and purpose not; since what I well intend, I’ll do’t you hard before I speak!” “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a spankless wife!” “Necessity’s sharp pinch Feels goooooood! Ohh Uhhh…” “Let not women’s weapons, water-drops Stain my man cheeks! Well, maybe a little…” “Poor naked wretches, wheresoe’er you are, That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm, How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides, Your looped and windowed raggedness, defend you From seasons such as these? Oh baby ooooohhhh!!!” “'Tis a naughty night to swim in.” “Through tatter’d clothes small vices do appear; Robes and furr’d gowns hide all. So please take off thy furr’d gowns right this very minute!” “Every inch a king.”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/33 "2012-08-05T05:20:52Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > That’s because it was between the second and third ones that he became Born Again. > > If you watch the movie with that in mind, and with an understanding that Tyrone the Door-to-Door Cutlery Salesman is actually a Christ figure, everything makes a lot more sense. Well, that explains Meghan’s exclamation of “O my God!” doesn’t it? Obviously a transport of religious ecstasy. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/34 "2012-08-06T03:37:34Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > If you pay very close attention to the plot, you’ll see it’s actually a reworking of ‘King Lear’. TMYK According to the _Oxford Encyclopaedia of Cinema_, the original working title for this project was “The Tragedy of King Leer.” The the name and certain details had to be changed for legal reasons. Megan Vaughn, in this reviewer’s opinion, underplayed her role as Cordelia (Miss Vaughn does display certain characteristics that might be desireable in a modern day “Globe Theater”, so perhaps she will give the classics another try). Bryan Coxx, however, does hit the nail on the head with his portrayal of Edgar, especially in the castle scene right before he actually does nail Goneril. As far as I know, there are only two other pornographic re-imaginings of Shakespeare. “Romy’s Owed and Julie’s Wet” (1998) and “Midsummer Night’s Cream” (2005). I refuse to count the lesbian short “Boyless and Cressida” (2002) because really the only similarity between the video and the Bard’s play is the one scene with Cressida and Helen in Madame Calchas’ tent. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/35 "2012-08-13T15:36:11Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Megan Vaughn? Dilettante. Is that an expert on dildos? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/36 "2012-08-13T16:09:28Z")
The butler did it. Oh crap, I spoiled it. Oh well, might as well give away the whole thing. First he did it with one naughty black housewife, then he did it with another, then he did it with both of them. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/37 "2012-08-14T04:24:24Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > Pfft, the novels were sooo much better. I feel that the movie adaptations haven’t been true to the story. The audiobooks read by Morgan Freeman are pretty good too, there’s just something about his voice. [Her fleshy curtain dangled low.](http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.860.html) ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/38 "2012-08-14T04:26:24Z")
Can I just say this thread is frickin’ hilarious and I am glad I started it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/39 "2012-08-14T04:48:00Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > According to the _Oxford Encyclopaedia of Cinema_, the original working title for this project was “The Tragedy of King Leer.” The the name and certain details had to be changed for legal reasons. The title was changed after the makers of Leer truck caps got wind of the script. One of the production crew happened to know someone at Leer. > [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > [Her fleshy curtain dangled low.](http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.860.html) Don’t let H R Giger get ahold of this. That scene in Jean Gireau’s _L’Incal_ was disturbing enough. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381/40 "2012-08-14T13:51:04Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > The butler did it. > > Oh crap, I spoiled it. > > Oh well, might as well give away the whole thing. First he did it with one naughty black housewife, then he did it with another, then he did it with both of them. No one ever said there was only one. It’s the _‘Naughty Black Housewives Supremacy’._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-a-porn-dvd-someone-dropped-on-the-bus/630381.md?page=3)