# I found what I want for Christmas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 7, 2013, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577 "2013-10-07T11:32:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/21 "2013-10-10T06:26:02Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, yeah, but has she?

When she’s good, she’s great; when she’s bad, she’s _better_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/22 "2013-10-11T19:25:35Z")

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I thunk I posted this, but it’s gone…

Anyway, go big or go home! [I doubt I’ll ever afford this](http://www.wally.com/ace/), but it’s growing on me.

Pure elegance, small enough for rivers and big lakes, or bouncing around the Caribbean.  
A garage for your toys, room for your harem\* to bask in the sun. What more could you want?

If you can afford this boat, you can afford all the girls from say, [The Tilted Kilt](http://www.stangpit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tilted-Kilt-girls.jpg) in Dallas to join you. For the year. 😃

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/23 "2013-10-12T00:34:44Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> I thunk I posted this, but it’s gone…
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> Anyway, go big or go home! [I doubt I’ll ever afford this](http://www.wally.com/ace/), but it’s growing on me.
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> Pure elegance, small enough for rivers and big lakes, or bouncing around the Caribbean.  
> A garage for your toys, room for your harem\* to bask in the sun. What more could you want?
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> If you can afford this boat, you can afford all the girls from say, [The Tilted Kilt](http://www.stangpit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tilted-Kilt-girls.jpg) in Dallas to join you. For the year. 😃

Eh, soulless fiberglass and laminates. Doesn’t seem to be calling my name. So you can have it and enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/24 "2013-10-12T03:42:48Z")

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Can’t I like both? 😃

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/25 "2013-10-12T11:15:10Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> Can’t I like both? 😃

Yup, just keep your hands off my Elco =)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-what-i-want-for-christmas/670577/26 "2013-10-12T11:33:43Z")

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Having lived aboard a 32’ sailboat with a newborn and a 37’ sailboat before buying this house, I will say, the Elco is definitely a nice live-aboard. Much more comfy than either of our vessels were. Honestly, the biggest thing I disliked about boat living was having to take my laundry ashore. Sometimes, I miss the relative simplicity of living on a boat, but in my advanced years, I do like having a king bed and a big kitchen and the other bennies that come with a conventional home. But for the right vessel…

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