# I found woman's underwear near my office

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555 "2000-01-04T16:57:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/61 "2000-01-07T01:58:00Z")

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> Are they supposed to match? I think I fit into the odd category too.

I have had more than one man tell me that if they DON’T match he believes her when she says she wasn’t planning on having sex that evening, but if they DO match it’s a dead giveaway. I confess that this is true for me . . . .

I doubt there’s anything you can do with that information. 😉

-Melin

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**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/62 "2000-01-07T03:55:00Z")

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I’m with you, Melin. My panties and bra match only when I know that I won’t be the only one seeing them. 🙂

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MaryAnn  
No, stupid, it’s a boat!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/63 "2000-01-07T04:04:00Z")

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Sell 'em on eBay.

Quick, simple and you can make a few bucks in the process.

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/64 "2000-01-07T04:10:00Z")

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> My panties and bra match only when I know that I won’t be the only one seeing them.

Damn. The fanciest I get is shaving higher than mid-thigh.

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“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”  
_Guanolad_

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/65 "2000-01-07T04:17:00Z")

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The only underwear I ever buy is size S or M cotton thongs from Fredericks, so what do I know? I don’t have any underwear at the moment, and I own maybe 2 bras, but I couldn’t tell you where either of them are right now. None of them match, btw, and the chances of me wearing underwear AND a bra on the SAME day (or same week) are about zilch so it’s rather moot anyway.

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[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/66 "2000-01-07T19:00:00Z")

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I most always have on a full set if I’m anywhere other than my home. There are a few items of clothing that preclude undies, though - the top I was wearing yesterday, f’rinstance, never has anything on under it. And I usually don’t match it up in any sort of way, except to make sure I don’t wear a bra of one print and panties of another. I mean, not matching is one thing but _clashing_ is not an option. Sometimes I do like to wear a sexy matching set just for myself; I sort of smirk during the day when I think about it, and it lifts the doom a bit.  
In other undie news, I’m one of only 2 ladies I know of who for certain only wears the type of hosiery that requires a garter belt. All that clingy control top panty stuff - ugh! Anyone else in the stockings-only category?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-found-womans-underwear-near-my-office/12555/67 "2000-01-07T19:01:00Z")

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_staring after OpalCat in stunned wonder_

How come I never met women like that in college?

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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