# I freaked my cat out with my boobs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998 "2004-10-01T05:53:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/1 "2004-10-01T05:53:21Z")
He came strolling into the bathroom just as I was getting out of the tub. I _know_ he’s seen me naked before. Maybe it was just the angle at which he saw the boobs that startled him. I was kind of bent forward and moving toward him. No, they weren’t \*swinging \* toward him, I’m just an average c cup. He looked kind of like this. :eek: He backed away a little and took a quick look to see how far away the door was. His eyes were darting back and forth between them. I tried talking to him but he wouldn’t even look at my face. Maybe he thought they were giant eyeballs. I put my robe on and he blinked, then looked at my face and ran to me purring, like I had rescued him from the giant googly eyed monster. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/2 "2004-10-01T05:59:50Z")
Meow. ---
**Author:** ![frenetic\_amnesic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@frenetic\_amnesic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frenetic_amnesic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/3 "2004-10-01T08:02:39Z")
(wishing i was a cat) MEEOWWWSAAA 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/4 "2004-10-01T10:22:43Z")
Pictures please. (See- I finally got in first. Metaphorically, not literally). ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/5 "2004-10-01T10:28:41Z")
Count yourself lucky he didn’t decide to speed to your defense with claws and teeth bared to save you from the pair of jiggly round bug-eyed cyclops that were creeping up your torso to rip out your jugular vein! ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/6 "2004-10-01T12:47:09Z")
slight hijack - when I still had the piercings in my nipples my cats used to try and “catch” them… that hurt! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/7 "2004-10-01T12:51:30Z")
> [@Tir Tinuviel](#): > > slight hijack - when I still had the piercings in my nipples my cats used to try and “catch” them… that hurt! Uh…this is a hijack I could have done without. Ouuuuuch… ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/8 "2004-10-01T12:56:55Z")
sorry! Blame **Marlitharn** , (s)he reminded me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/9 "2004-10-01T14:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > He looked kind of like this. :eek: Well, that’s what _I_ looked like the first time I saw one of your pictures, and you were wearing clothes in that one, so… ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/10 "2004-10-01T14:52:57Z")
:eek: Must be some boobs you have there… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/11 "2004-10-01T15:23:42Z")
He was probably wondering what happened to the other six. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/12 "2004-10-01T15:44:52Z")
[sub] :: **Sunspace** reflects on futile DoperCrush he has for **hillbilly queen** , decides to say something anyways, even though she’s married and lives in another country :: [/sub] So, how _you_ doin’? 🙂 [sub] :: runs away in embarassment :: [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/13 "2004-10-01T16:16:26Z")
_purr!_ Also, ROFLSHTOMRDMFSWG! (rolling on floor laugh, shrieking helpless, tears of mirth running down my face, shaking with giggles) ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/14 "2004-10-01T17:39:45Z")
So, that’s normal cat behavior! My kitten likes to sit on the corner of the tub while I take baths intently staring at my body…from breasts to other areas her eyes go roving up and down. She seems fascinated. It’s disconcerting, plus then I have to get up, drip water all over her and kick her out. ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/15 "2004-10-01T17:52:32Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > He was probably wondering what happened to the other six. BWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/16 "2004-10-01T17:56:29Z")
All I can say is :eek: . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/17 "2004-10-01T22:51:19Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > Meow. Don’t give me that; everybody knows Snooooopy is a beeeeagle. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/18 "2004-10-01T23:54:57Z")
This sort of thread is why I paid money to join the board. 😃 I’m sorry, did I say that out loud? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/19 "2004-10-02T00:28:11Z")
So umm… cite? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998/20 "2004-10-02T01:38:04Z")
I frequently change clothes with my cat a few feet away, but he never seems to pay much attention. Of course, this is the same cat who can take a nap on the ping-pong table in the middle of a game. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-freaked-my-cat-out-with-my-boobs/266998.md?page=2)