# I friggin' love beer.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** beer\
**Created:** [January 20, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775 "2005-01-20T20:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/21 "2005-01-21T03:17:55Z")

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> [@YellowTail](#):
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> I’m partial to Fat Tire these days. A lovely medium ale. It’s brewed here in Colorado. Can you guys get it? I’ve seen it for sale in Missouri.

I’ve had Fat Tire in Texas and Missouri. It is indeed a grrod brew. My current fav is Bully! Porter from Boulevard Brewing of Kansas City.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/22 "2005-01-21T03:21:35Z")

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I won’t come in here and say I don’t like homebrew. I’ve already gotten scolded for it, once. 😉

But I can’t say I get the point of beer. However, one of my coworkers, now she could sympathize with you.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/23 "2005-01-21T03:27:50Z")

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There is no point to beer; beer is its own point. 😃

–Misnomer (who can’t wait until the end of the month, when she goes to NYC for a massive pub crawl . . . )

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/24 "2005-01-21T03:32:29Z")

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I can get Fat Tire in almost every market here in NorCal. I enjoy it greatly, but its not my favorite.

My all-time favorites in order:

1. Gambrinus

2. Staroprammen

3. Heineken

4. Fat Tire

5. Pilsner Urquell

6. Corona (only with a lime - anything else is masturbation)  
rankings get murkey after this point

7. 'merican brews

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/25 "2005-01-21T03:35:20Z")

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Doh! How could I forget Ursus and Stella Artois? #7 and 6, respectively

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/26 "2005-01-21T04:18:10Z")

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“God made yeast, as well as dough, and he loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” - Plato

Beer is great stuff. One of these days I’m going to try my hand at homebrewing.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/27 "2005-01-21T04:20:51Z")

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Hey I’m drunk right now!!!

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/28 "2005-01-21T05:22:17Z")

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_I like beer for breakfast, or a midnight snack;  
I like beer for lunch; big beer attack!_

Maudite, La Chouffe, Hale’s Cream, Schlüssel Alt, and a tip of the cap to Boddington’s, my drink with the Seattle Trivia Dopers!

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/29 "2005-01-21T05:48:51Z")

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Hey **Eve** - would happen to have the sheet music or a recording of that beer song?

P

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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/30 "2005-01-21T06:21:45Z")

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Guinness

A tear comes to my eye.

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/31 "2005-01-21T06:57:27Z")

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If only the OP lived in a country that made some good beer. A tragic irony.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/32 "2005-01-21T12:07:35Z")

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> [@buns3000](#):
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> If only the OP lived in a country that made some good beer. A tragic irony.

I don’t want to bring negativity to this otherwise positive thread, but for you to say that. . .

You must either

1. Live in America and don’t know your way around

2. Haven’t spent much time in America

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**Author:** ![coop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@coop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coop)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/33 "2005-01-21T12:16:52Z")

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> [@buns3000](#):
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> If only the OP lived in a country that made some good beer. A tragic irony.

[Australia](http://www.australianbeers.com/beers/hahn_premium/hahn_premium.htm)😃

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/34 "2005-01-21T18:31:26Z")

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> [@spoke-](#):
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> If the ocean was whiskey  
> And I was a duck  
> I’d dive to the bottom  
> And _drink my way up_
> 
> - (“Rye Whiskey” - Traditional - as sung by Gid Tanner and the Skillet Lickers c. 1927)
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> But yeah, Id rather have beer, too.

HA! Thanks for this - I knew it had to come from somewhere, but from where, I knew not.

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/35 "2005-01-21T18:48:04Z")

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Mmm…sweet, delicious beer. I love it too. Bass, Caffrey’s Irish Ale, Guinness, Newcastle, Montana Brown Ale, Samuel Smith’s, Sierra Nevada, Grolsch, Fischer, Singha, Full Sail, Shiner Bock, Modelo Negro, Red Hook, Yuengling, Moose Drool, Kingfisher, Bridgeport, Sapporo, Blackened Voodoo, Drop Top, Rogue, Deschutes, Anchor Steam, Celis, Spaten, Veldensteiner Kaiser Weisse…these are a few of my favorite things.

Man, I’m making myself thirsty. Good thing it’s Friday. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/36 "2005-01-21T18:51:33Z")

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> [@buns3000](#):
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> If only the OP lived in a country that made some good beer. A tragic irony.

I was loving this thread and wondering who would piss first.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/37 "2005-01-21T19:14:16Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> But I love this 19th-century music-hall song:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Beer, beer, glorious beer,  
> > Fill yourself right up to here;  
> > Don’t be afraid of it, drink till you’re made of it,  
> > Drink of your old lager beer!

I don’t know the tune to this song that **Eve** posted but doesn’t it just make you want to swing your arm back and forth in front of your body. . .foam a-splashing?

> [@bob fortuna](#):
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> I was loving this thread and wondering who would piss first.

If nothing else, it’s apropos.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/38 "2005-01-21T19:38:16Z")

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> [@picker](#):
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> Hey **Eve** - would happen to have the sheet music or a recording of that beer song?
> 
> P

I do, actually, you can here a clip from it [here](http://tinfoil.com/cm-0007.htm#cc-05063). I can’t seem to find it anymore on [tinfoil.com](http://tinfoil.com/default.htm)’s selections—e-mail them and ask where you can buy it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/39 "2005-01-21T19:39:54Z")

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> [@picker](#):
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> Hey **Eve** - would happen to have the sheet music or a recording of that beer song?

I can’t make it go on my work computer but this site claims to have a listenable copy of [Dan W. Quinn singing \*Glorious Beer \* from 1899](http://www.tinfoil.com/cm-0007.htm).

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/40 "2005-01-21T19:40:55Z")

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\<sigh\> I’ve been the queen of all simulposts lately. I need to learn to type faster.

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