# I friggin' love beer.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** beer\
**Created:** [January 20, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775 "2005-01-20T20:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![HanoNymus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ee59a6/32.png) [@HanoNymus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HanoNymus)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/101 "2005-01-28T02:01:57Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> 1. Gambrinus
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> 2. Staroprammen
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> 3. Heineken
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> 4. Fat Tire
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> 5. Pilsner Urquell
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> 6. Stella Artois
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> 7. Ursus
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> 8. 'merican brews

::tips hat in front of CG::

Here’s a man who knows a thing or two about beer…

I would change the order and add Golden Pheasant and Hubertus, but these are indeed some of the best industrially-produced beers money can buy.

Warsteiner and Carlsberg aren’t bad either…

Anyone knows if Pfungstaedter is available in the US?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/102 "2005-01-28T16:52:04Z")

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We’ve been Threadspotted! More beer for everyone!

_passes out the six-packs and snags the keys of all your cars_

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-friggin-love-beer/285775/103 "2005-01-28T17:25:48Z")

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If you take my car keys, you’d better have a comfy couch.

Or a reasonably flat stretch of carpeted floor and a pillow.

Actually, I’d settle for a clean patch of asphalt in the garage.

_:who the hell am I kidding? Just leave me where I drop:_

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