# I fucking hate Halloween Parties because I have to dress up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-halloween-parties-because-i-have-to-dress-up/701776>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 19, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-halloween-parties-because-i-have-to-dress-up/701776 "2014-10-19T06:35:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-halloween-parties-because-i-have-to-dress-up/701776/81 "2014-11-01T01:44:11Z")

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Whenever Princess P. doesn’t have the energy to dress up for Halloween, she tells everyone she’s dressed as a serial killer: they look like everybody else.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-halloween-parties-because-i-have-to-dress-up/701776/82 "2014-11-01T12:09:49Z")

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> [@jacksparrow](#):
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> It’s just an excuse for girls, who secretly want to be complete sluts, to dress up as some form of slut…be it “slutty butterfly” …or “slutty pirate”…or “slutty nurse”…or “slutty witch”. So annoyed with these stupid parties. I go without a costume.

Heh, party I attended last night was chock full of slutty costumes. It was just horrible!!! 😃

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