# I fucking hate shorts with fake fucking dickholes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 23, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117 "2007-06-23T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/61 "2007-06-26T15:59:18Z")
[QUOTE=Ms. Pumpkin] Well I’m kind of a slob and I can spend all day in my pjs, and I don’t need them gaping open at the wrong moment, like when I go out to check the mail. Also, there’s a draft. [/QUOTE] No worries, I’m a conscientious injector. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/62 "2007-06-26T18:29:34Z")
[snerk] [snerk] [snerk] [wipes eyes] Oh, dear me. Some of us are in offices where we can’t LOL, you know. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/63 "2007-06-26T18:32:13Z")
What, they’ll think you’re crazy? Like they don’t already know? ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/64 "2007-06-26T19:01:03Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] No worries, I’m a conscientious injector. [/QUOTE] I just had a horrible day and that made me giggle, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/65 "2007-06-26T19:26:22Z")
> [@luc](#): > > What, they’ll think you’re crazy? Like they don’t already know? Hmmm, good point. [HAW HAW HAW!!] ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/66 "2007-06-26T19:45:27Z")
[This](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/11/i-lold/) is how I picture you. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117/67 "2007-06-27T06:48:19Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] I can’t see how it would make any difference to me if he has sex with his underwear. I’m not against it, mind, but I don’t see any real public benefit to it. [/QUOTE] There´s people that really, really, REALLY need to get laid more often (or ever), maybe then they´ll grow up to be normal people or stop being insuferable busybodies. Not talking about anyone in particular, just an _urbi et orbi_ pubic\* service announcement. \*Joins **Sapo** against the wall. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-hate-shorts-with-fake-fucking-dickholes/409117.md?page=3)