# I fucking love Canadians!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965 "2004-11-04T13:48:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/1 "2004-11-04T13:48:42Z")
I only wish I had something worthy to offer in return… [http://www.marryanamerican.ca/](http://www.marryanamerican.ca/) “No good American will be left behind” ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/2 "2004-11-04T14:03:19Z")
Wow. This’ll piss my recently-ex girlfriend from Canada off. Neat. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/3 "2004-11-04T14:04:21Z")
Aw, thanks. We love you too. Well, I do. Some of my countrymen may hold opposing views… but they’re Canadians too, and I have to learn to understand them. And while a few of them are foolish sheep and raging commies, most of them have at least half-decent reasons to arrive at whatever opinions the have. I’m not gonna marry you, though. I don’t like “grrls” that way. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/4 "2004-11-04T14:07:20Z")
What are you pitting? 😕 (Love the idea of the site though) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/5 "2004-11-04T14:08:12Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > What are you pitting? 😕 > (Love the idea of the site though) 😉 We can modify it in to a pitting of my ex. You know, just because. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/6 "2004-11-04T14:09:50Z")
I just wanted to swear (just about every other word out of my mouth/fingertips for the past 24 hours would make a sailor cry), and it seems like a lot of the folks who would enjoy it are lurking down here in The Pit anyway… ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/7 "2004-11-04T14:12:31Z")
Ah, I see. Didn’t think of the title. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/8 "2004-11-04T14:25:13Z")
I’d be much more impressed if you said you loved fucking Canadians. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/9 "2004-11-04T14:27:00Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I’d be much more impressed if you said you loved fucking Canadians. I’m sure I do. I’ll get back to you once I have at least a sample size of 1. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/10 "2004-11-04T14:44:14Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I’d be much more impressed if you said you loved fucking Canadians. Oh, man! You beat me to it. I came in here to say exactly this. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/11 "2004-11-04T14:47:38Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I’d be much more impressed if you said you loved fucking Canadians. Given some of our recent trade disputes, it sure seems like the US government does! _There_, now this is a good, partisan post-election Pit thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/12 "2004-11-04T14:54:35Z")
So, how does one _find_ one of these oh-so-willing Americans? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/13 "2004-11-04T14:59:24Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So, how does one _find_ one of these oh-so-willing Americans? 😃 My place? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/14 "2004-11-04T16:29:21Z")
How to find a willing American? Just check out the county-by county results map and go trolling in the wee bits of blue. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/15 "2004-11-04T16:42:34Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > I’m sure I do. I’ll get back to you once I have at least a sample size of 1. 😃 > > Originally posted by **Sunspace** > > So, how does one find one of these oh-so-willing Americans? Y’know, it would seem that you folks can really help each other out here… ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/16 "2004-11-04T16:45:23Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So, how does one _find_ one of these oh-so-willing Americans? 😃 I know a few if you need me to hook you up. They’ve already downloaded some of the requisite paperwork to apply for citizenship in EU countries. I’m sure they’d be happier staying on this continent though. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/17 "2004-11-04T17:14:57Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Y’know, it would seem that you folks can really help each other out here… Incompatible plumbing, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/18 "2004-11-04T17:18:26Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > I know a few if you need me to hook you up. They’ve already downloaded some of the requisite paperwork to apply for citizenship in EU countries. I’m sure they’d be happier staying on this continent though. Cuts down on the moving expenses. I’m a big proponent of more immigration, so I say come on up. Canada needs more people. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/19 "2004-11-04T17:34:50Z")
_phones his kinky friend from Kentucky posthaste_ ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965/20 "2004-11-04T17:57:34Z")
Thinking of sending it on to some friends in the US, but need to know first if same sex marriage will get them Canadian citizenship. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-fucking-love-canadians/272965.md?page=2)