# I get drunk, I get deaf!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-get-drunk-i-get-deaf/65168>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 12, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-get-drunk-i-get-deaf/65168 "2001-05-12T03:43:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![JamesCarroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@JamesCarroll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JamesCarroll)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-get-drunk-i-get-deaf/65168/1 "2001-05-12T03:43:22Z")

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So sue me, but after a few beers I just can’t get enough Color Me Bad sound ways thrown at my body. And yes I am watching Beverly Hills Cop, but the Cubs game (streaming through the Internet) is absolutely necessary.

Maybe I could them down, but I need them. ALL OF THEM. NOW!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Now, where te f\*ck are my Dorritos?

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-get-drunk-i-get-deaf/65168/2 "2001-05-12T16:05:30Z")

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Heh, heh. I think we must have been neighbors once, but I can’t hear you now, so one of us must have moved away.

As a result, I am officially no longer plotting to kill you.