# I give up looking for my long lost identical twin who models for A&F

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971 "2009-08-27T23:39:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/21 "2009-09-01T16:11:58Z")

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There. I’ve added it to my sig.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/22 "2009-09-01T19:28:23Z")

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I was going to post this in the Doper Pictures thread, but here will do as well: We have some _fine_ wimmins on the SDMB! :o

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/23 "2009-09-01T20:28:31Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> \<Insert witty sig here! (I’m taking suggestions)\>

How about

I’m as pretty as, and thinner than, an A&F model.  
That’s pretty impressive.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/24 "2009-09-01T21:26:10Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> That’s the bag! That’s the bag!

If you look like her, then I have even more startling news - you probably also look like [her](http://www.natalia-livingston.com/).  
Oh, and BTW, she is currently playing her own twin on the series General Hospital…maybe you should send a headshot and get hired to be her “real” twin for a few episodes!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/25 "2009-09-01T23:15:59Z")

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Nope, no resemblance.

For that matter, I don’t look like Tessa’s other shots. I think it’s just a combination of the angle, the lighting, and the black&white photo.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/26 "2009-09-04T19:53:05Z")

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That model is already pretty damn thin, how can MIS be thinner than her? Or does she mean she’s shorter?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/27 "2009-09-04T20:08:52Z")

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Narrower shoulders.  
Smaller breasts.  
Smaller torso:head size ratio.

And, yeah, about four inches shorter.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/28 "2009-09-04T20:13:47Z")

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You have smaller breasts than a 32A? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-up-looking-for-my-long-lost-identical-twin-who-models-for-a-f/507971/29 "2009-09-04T20:18:59Z")

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She’s only 32A?

_checks website_

Well, I guess she does. But she looks a lot bigger in the picture. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s not wearing much over them.

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