# I give you, bacon shaving cream! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 29, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491 "2012-11-29T18:06:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/1 "2012-11-29T18:06:20Z")
[Seriously.](http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Shaving-Cream_p_170.html) > [@](#): > > With just one use of J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image [sic] that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard. There’s some other weird bacon shit on there too. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/2 "2012-11-29T18:18:18Z")
As much as I might love bacon, I’m not sure I want to smell like it all day. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/3 "2012-11-29T18:31:48Z")
[Rogue Ales’ Voodoo Bacon Maple Donut Beer](http://rogue.com/beers/voodoo-bacon-maple.php). I’ve been drinking it. Not bad at all. ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/4 "2012-11-29T18:31:48Z")
For the love of crap, why? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/5 "2012-11-29T18:35:48Z")
> [@MegaBee](#): > > For the love of crap, why? Apparently so you can smell like a Viking. ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/6 "2012-11-29T18:46:56Z")
> [@MegaBee](#): > > For the love of crap, why? Cheaper in the long run than tying a pork chop around your neck so that the dog will play with you? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/7 "2012-11-29T18:49:09Z")
Yeah, I had to write a quick story on that today. But I found a place in Wisconsin that’s been making it since 2010. So they’re not the first. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/8 "2012-11-29T21:20:12Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > [Seriously.](http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Shaving-Cream_p_170.html) > > There’s some other weird bacon shit on there too. > And shit. It would be quite an occasion, were [this](http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube-tm-sizzling-six-pack_p_139.html) to be used by [he](http://www.trivia.se/bilder/trivias/trivia-461-20071103231127.jpg) and [she](http://www.canadianbands.com/lubapic.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/9 "2012-11-30T01:29:17Z")
> [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > It would be quite an occasion, were [this](http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube-tm-sizzling-six-pack_p_139.html) to be used by [he](http://www.trivia.se/bilder/trivias/trivia-461-20071103231127.jpg) and [she](http://www.canadianbands.com/lubapic.gif). I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/10 "2012-11-30T03:44:54Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I don’t get it. Over my head as well.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/11 "2012-11-30T06:44:17Z")
Former Flame Hakan Loob (pronounced lube) and former pop singer Luba (which I always thought rhymed with tuba) ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/12 "2012-11-30T11:41:41Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Former Flame Hakan Loob (pronounced lube) and former pop singer Luba (which I always thought rhymed with tuba) Yeah, maybe you should have told us that up front instead of just giving us blind links. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/13 "2012-11-30T12:31:45Z")
I love bacon and all, but the craze for things that smell/taste like bacon is really starting to take a turn for the weird. I rank this up there with the bacon sundae Burger King had awhile back. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/14 "2012-11-30T15:33:03Z")
> [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](#): > > Yeah, maybe you should have told us that up front instead of just giving us blind links. I didn’t make the post. ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-bacon-shaving-cream/642491/15 "2012-11-30T15:57:07Z")
Every time I go in to have my teeth cleaned and they ask me what flavor tooth polish I would like, I say bacon. They always laugh, but I’m not kidding. Someday…