# I give you... Edible Anuses! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616 "2013-06-22T04:27:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/41 "2013-06-24T20:14:16Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > [Story here.](http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/06/would-you-eat-a-human-anus-if-it-tasted-like-chocolate) > > A British chocolate maker is selling chocolate assholes. Apparently molded from a live models sphincter. Bon appetit! I checked the link and NO ONE has commented so far. Unlike dopers, they have better taste. > [@Colibri](#): > > Not to mention “cruising the Hershey highway.”😃 Is it true what they say about the lyrics of _Brown Eyed Girl_? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/42 "2013-06-24T20:16:12Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > white chocolate penises (penii?) As mentioned above, the correct Latin plural is _penes_ (and the plural of clitoris is _clitorides_). ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/43 "2013-06-24T20:56:11Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > As mentioned above, the correct Latin plural is _penes_ (and the plural of clitoris is _clitorides_). Look. I’ve warned you about this. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/44 "2013-06-24T21:19:15Z")
In general, a word loaned into English can be correctly pluralized either according to the rules of its original language, or according to the rules of English. Which one is preferred generally depends on which one sounds less awkward-- usually, this is the English pluralization. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/45 "2013-06-25T05:24:03Z")
Only on the Straight Dope does a thread about chocolate buttholes devolve into an argument on the correct plural of “anus”. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/46 "2013-06-25T05:35:53Z")
[Sallah]“Bad [dates](http://www.slang.com.au/australian/d/date/).”[/Sallah] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/47 "2013-06-25T18:58:24Z")
I think the pig assholes would count as by products, so maybe they’re in pet food? > [@CalMeacham](#): > > From the link in the OP: > Well, at least the chocolate anuses really are chocolate and really do look like anuses. Where does one go from here? > > [spoiler] Chocolate Anuses – NOW! with Hemorrhoids! > > Now I have to wash my brain out with bleach[/spoiler] That’ll be their line of Cherry cordials 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/48 "2013-06-25T19:18:14Z")
Put it in your mouth and feel the juicy center burst… ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/49 "2013-06-27T12:29:25Z")
How about a [Choctopus](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAJ2AJjp3pY)? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616/50 "2013-06-27T12:54:17Z")
No, we’re talking about (the ol’) chocolate starfish. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-give-you-edible-anuses/661616.md?page=2)