# I got a job!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376 "2005-06-15T14:18:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/1 "2005-06-15T14:18:17Z")

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At the corner store, a Shopper’s Drug Mart–all of two minutes away from my house. It’s drudge work at the front cash for eight hours a day, but hey–it’s a paycheque. 😉

I can go to school next year! _glee_

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/2 "2005-06-15T14:23:43Z")

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Congrats! I know you were stressed about the situation, but I’m glad it worked out.

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/3 "2005-06-15T14:25:12Z")

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Congratluations, **K**! Higher education, here you come!

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/4 "2005-06-15T18:58:32Z")

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Yayy! I wish I had a two-minute commute!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/5 "2005-06-15T19:11:42Z")

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[Old Fart Mode]  
Paycheque? Pah! You young whippersnappers don’t know how good you have it nowadays. Why, back in _my_ day we worked just so we wouldn’t get beaten. And we _liked_ it!  
[/Old Fart Mode]

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/6 "2005-06-15T19:16:17Z")

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Congratulations!

Now you can spring for a round at the next TronnaDope! 😃

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/7 "2005-06-15T19:23:46Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> [Old Fart Mode]  
> Paycheque? Pah! You young whippersnappers don’t know how good you have it nowadays. Why, back in _my_ day we worked just so we wouldn’t get beaten. And we _liked_ it!  
> [/Old Fart Mode]

_Beaten_! Who ever told you that you were entitled to a beating! I worked 8 hour days in a spiritual dungeon of an office and was completely ignored. And I liked it. In fact, I still work here, thank The Lord!

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/8 "2005-06-15T19:33:07Z")

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Congrats, **Kyth**! Maybe we’ll stumble upon each other if I ever visit the Shopper’s you’re working at? That’d be cool. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/9 "2005-06-15T20:03:45Z")

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Come up to Avenue and Lawrence, then 😉 (When _is_ our next Trannadope?)

Are we starting on a Python-quote-a-fest now? Because I don’t like spam.

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/10 "2005-06-15T20:06:02Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Come up to Avenue and Lawrence, then 😉 (When _is_ our next Trannadope?)
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> Are we starting on a Python-quote-a-fest now? Because I don’t like spam.

Oh, I know that Shopper’s!! And yes, are we going to have a Trannadope? And how come everyone’s seen _Monty Python_ except me??

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/11 "2005-06-15T20:08:51Z")

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Motion: a Python marathon at the next Trannadope. All approve?

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**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/12 "2005-06-15T20:09:51Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> Oh, I know that Shopper’s!! And yes, are we going to have a Trannadope? And how come everyone’s seen _Monty Python_ except me??

It’s old folks’ humor. _twinge in back_ Ah my back! Keeps going out on me…

And congrats **Kythereia**! I’m glad that everything worked out =) Have a celebratory root beer for me!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/13 "2005-06-15T20:13:17Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Motion: a Python marathon at the next Trannadope. All approve?

Works for me.

Who’s gonna rent the Dome? I’m not sure I could fit all of you into my zero-bedroom apartment. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/14 "2005-06-15T20:38:43Z")

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> [@Penchan](#):
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> It’s old folks’ humor.

:dubious: Speak for yourself!

**Kyth** , congrats! I’m so glad to hear it!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/15 "2005-06-15T20:46:56Z")

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Happy days **Kythereia**!

Just remember…

Cost of breath mints, approximately $1.59

Body Axe cologne spray for men, approximately $6.99.

Announcing, “ **PRICECHECK ON TRIAL SIZED BOX OF RIBBED AND LUBRICATED CONDOMS!!!** ” over the store intercome to embarass the cute shy young kid at the checkout counter… Priceless! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/16 "2005-06-15T21:06:27Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> At the corner store, a Shopper’s Drug Mart–all of two minutes away from my house. It’s drudge work at the front cash for eight hours a day, but hey–it’s a paycheque. 😉
> 
> I can go to school next year! _glee_

Congratulations! I loves me some Shopper’s Drug Mart.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/17 "2005-06-15T21:25:59Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> At the corner store, a Shopper’s Drug Mart–all of two minutes away from my house. It’s drudge work at the front cash for eight hours a day, but hey–it’s a paycheque. 😉

It’s also a pretty fabulous employee discount. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/18 "2005-06-15T21:38:55Z")

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Hwy, I know that store! My Quasi-Daughter lives up near there! Maybe I should wander around the store shouting “Kyth… um, Kyther… oh, heck, I don’t know how to pronounce that!”

You’ll be right near the Pusateri’s, won’t you? You can push rich snotty women into traffic!

Not that I condone pushing even Pusateri’s patrons into traffic. Really.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/19 "2005-06-15T21:41:02Z")

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Hooray hooray hooray! Wishing you luck in your new career! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-job/308376/20 "2005-06-15T21:45:19Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Congratulations!
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> Now you can spring for a round at the next TronnaDope! 😃

Or at least attend without worrying about finances and/or how much she can eat? 🙂

Hmmm…  
TronnaDope…

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