# I got a new toy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807 "2005-02-12T23:25:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/1 "2005-02-12T23:25:08Z")

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Mods: I figured this thread was ok, because I’m not giving out or asking for any information that could be used for evil. If its still A Bad Thing, I’m sorry, and please don’t bring out the goat.

I got my first set of real lockpicks by UPS last night! I am uber-excited. I am kind of a novice at this stuff, but I’ve been using MacGuyver-rigged stuff for years. Now all I need is for one of my friends to lock their keys in their house so I can demonstrate my skills!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/2 "2005-02-12T23:37:38Z")

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\<checking if home address is in my profile… nope!\>  
Cool! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/3 "2005-02-13T02:51:07Z")

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So, you´ve had time to practice with it?, any success?, you´ll order a blow-torch and dynamite set for those harder jobs next? 😃

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/4 "2005-02-13T04:00:29Z")

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Did you ever get that safe open?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/5 "2005-02-13T07:22:23Z")

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Yes, I’ve practiced and can open 3 and 4 tumber locks (kwikset) with no difficulty, and have only slightly more trouble with 5 pinners.  
Yes I got the safe open a few days ago. I’m looking for a new lock on ebay that is a little more secure.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/6 "2005-02-13T07:31:28Z")

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Don’t say uber.

_PLEASE?_ its an ugly, overused trendy noise. Thank you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/7 "2005-02-13T17:50:11Z")

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Very cool dude, color me jealous.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/8 "2005-02-13T17:58:49Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> Yes, I’ve practiced and can open 3 and 4 tumber locks (kwikset) with no difficulty, and have only slightly more trouble with 5 pinners.  
> Yes I got the safe open a few days ago. I’m looking for a new lock on ebay that is a little more secure.

Well… I’ve got this Kryptonite bike lock with a cylinder lock mechanism lock that is virtually unpickable… 😛

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/9 "2005-02-13T17:59:56Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> \<checking if home address is in my profile… nope!\>

goes off and puts her home address in profile  
Congratulations, **Gabe**!

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**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/10 "2005-02-13T22:05:47Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Well… I’ve got this Kryptonite bike lock with a cylinder lock mechanism lock that is virtually unpickable… 😛

Gotta pen I can borrow? 😃

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/11 "2005-02-13T22:24:13Z")

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In related news: I’ve got a new bike! 😉

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/12 "2005-02-13T22:52:50Z")

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You’ll probably enjoy [this article](http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.02/lockbusters.html) from the February WIRED magazine.

One word of caution-your state or locality may consider possession outside of your home a misdameanor (possession of burglary tools) unless you’re in the biz, so I wouldn’t take them across town to show a friend.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/13 "2005-02-13T23:48:40Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> I got a new toy!

See, my first thought was, “Oooh, **CynicalGabe** ’s got a new 18” DHIBJD"  
😃

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**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/14 "2005-02-14T00:07:25Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> See, my first thought was, “Oooh, CynicalGabe’s got a new 18” DHIBJD"

Oh man it hurts to blow Coka-Cola out of your nose…

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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/15 "2005-02-14T02:20:22Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> I got my first set of real lockpicks by UPS last night! I am uber-excited. I am kind of a novice at this stuff, but I’ve been using MacGuyver-rigged stuff for years. Now all I need is for one of my friends to lock their keys in their house so I can demonstrate my skills!

Are you asking for trouble? I can’t believe you are asking for trouble!

I would keep them under lock and key untill or unless you are a certified registered locksmith. I wouldn’t even mention to anyone that I had them.

Most locks can be opened with a paper clip, pliers to bend it into shape and patience!  
To paraphrase and old song, “A Paper Clip is Just a Paper Clip.”

Pro lock picks just make the job easier and faster.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-a-new-toy/289807/16 "2005-02-14T06:38:44Z")

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> [@spingears](#):
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> Pro lock picks just make the job easier and faster.

In theory, I can rebuild my car’s engine with a phillips screwdriver. But the proper tools make it easier and faster. And more efficient. And less potential for self-injury.

BTW, one of my jobs is sort of a maintenance department, so I do have some justification for having them, if not full legal coverage of a license (yet - i still want to get licensed),
