# I got bombed at lunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846 "2002-09-20T17:52:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/1 "2002-09-20T17:52:47Z")

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:eek:

Today’s the last day until my manager comes back from vacation, so my group decided to go out for Mexican.

Suffice it to say they had a “buy two, get one free” special on Sol beer (knock-off of Corona).

It’s going to be an interesting afternoon. Luckily I’m getting a ride home.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/2 "2002-09-20T18:32:56Z")

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Hey Scott… Just showing my gf the boards… she got a kick out of your thread. hehe

Have a good one… Hope your afternoon goes ok.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/3 "2002-09-20T18:44:44Z")

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_{{ **scott evil** stumbles back into the thread, tripping over his headphone cord and bumping his knee on his desk…}}_ :smack:

Hey **CLAY**! Are you at home buddy? Wanna play email tag…

I think I’m going to go have another smoke…

**HI CLAYTON\_E’S GIRLFRIEND!** 🙂

I’m at work until 6:30… this is gonna be funny. _burp_ excuse me.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/4 "2002-09-20T19:15:42Z")

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How the hell do people function at work buzzed? I used to go to a Mexican place with a group who would always have two margaritas a person with lunch.

They finally convinced me to join them the day of the office party, and I figured “hey, I’m getting out an hour after lunch today, and will be drinking then anyway, why not?” Man, I was so beat for that hour, I barely stayed awake.

Nope, can’t figure out how people do that.

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**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/5 "2002-09-20T19:31:23Z")

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I used to do it all the time…mostly with the boss! You just have to plan to do the really hard, important stuff in the AM.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/6 "2002-09-20T19:42:14Z")

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Did you post the OP from the restaurant?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/7 "2002-09-20T19:44:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by blur \*  
> **How the hell do people function at work buzzed?**

I don’t. I have nothing to do, and my manager’s away, so I don’t even have to pretend to work. Besides, I’m no longer buzzed.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/8 "2002-09-20T20:07:30Z")

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Happy 1500!

I agree- I can drink and go back to work. It’s just that I tend not to do much work once I get back. Ah, the solace of the internet. . .

😉

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/9 "2002-09-20T23:02:31Z")

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Cripes. And here I thought it was going to be a bird poop tale.

This is much better, IMHO.

:: hiccup ::

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/10 "2002-09-20T23:19:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
> \*\* Besides, I’m no longer buzzed. \*\*

I hate that feeling of the euphoria slowly draining away. If I’m going to do any serious drinking, I do it later in the evening, so I can just fall into bed while still tipsy.

Yeah, my idea of “serious” drinking nowadays leaves me only tipsy. Wanna make something of it?

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/11 "2002-09-21T04:09:25Z")

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Hey Scott,  
Wasn’t at home before… Was up in Plattsburgh at school. Now I’m around my place.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/12 "2002-09-21T04:41:21Z")

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**scott\_evil** , I have decided that I want to meet you one day. I move back to Montreal (most likely, anyways) in 2 years, so keep your schedule open 🙂

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/13 "2002-09-21T04:48:30Z")

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Thank Heavens yer not still on the Nyquil…

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-bombed-at-lunch/128846/14 "2002-09-21T05:58:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by blur \*  
> \*\*How the hell do people function at work buzzed? I used to go to a Mexican place with a group who would always have two margaritas a person with lunch.
> 
> They finally convinced me to join them the day of the office party, and I figured “hey, I’m getting out an hour after lunch today, and will be drinking then anyway, why not?” Man, I was so beat for that hour, I barely stayed awake.
> 
> Nope, can’t figure out how people do that. \*\*

Lightweight 😃
