# I got Borg! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 22, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970 "2004-08-22T14:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/21 "2004-08-23T04:45:47Z")
Say, I sure am grateful for you geeks. It sure makes us Buffy nerds look sane by comparison. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ (Although, either side is sunk when **NoClueBoy** joins their team.) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/22 "2004-08-23T04:52:46Z")
And what about those of us that play on both teams? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/23 "2004-08-23T05:23:50Z")
Or those like me, who tend to warm the bench for both teams? Though I will feel only a true Doper once my feeโ€™s paid. And paid it will be, for it is most enjoyable here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/24 "2004-08-23T13:48:11Z")
You donโ€™t have to pay to feel up a Doper! ๐Ÿ˜› But I hope you do stay, Iโ€™ve enjoyed your presence. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/25 "2004-08-23T21:55:59Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Hoshi, her shoulders bare. Oh man, I must be a trek-geek. I instantly recognized which episode this came from. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/26 "2004-08-23T22:03:58Z")
**NoClueBoy** has his own language. He is a language unto himself. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/27 "2004-08-23T22:33:36Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Say, I sure am grateful for you geeks. It sure makes us Buffy nerds look sane by comparison. Anya and the two Xanders. Angel losing his soul Doing the Snoopy dance? ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/28 "2004-08-24T00:54:24Z")
Picard and the flute! Picard and the flute! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/29 "2004-08-24T00:57:49Z")
**Itโ€™s _GREEN!_** ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/30 "2004-08-24T01:00:36Z")
Decker entering the code manually! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/31 "2004-08-24T01:04:11Z")
Riker in Doppler Zornโ€™s office calling for site to site transporter! !!! ๐Ÿ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/32 "2004-08-24T01:08:01Z")
A man, where he has never been before. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/33 "2004-08-24T01:18:59Z")
_ **THE WOMEN!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/34 "2004-08-24T01:20:05Z")
McCoy, what heโ€™s not. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/35 "2004-08-24T01:26:11Z")
_ **GET A LIFE!** _ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/36 "2004-08-24T01:33:59Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > _ **GET A LIFE!** _ Thanks to a transporter accident, I now have two. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/37 "2004-08-24T01:39:26Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > _ **GET A LIFE!** _ Aesiron, his font large! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/38 "2004-08-24T02:00:39Z")
Jono getting icecream on Wesley. The Pakleds, after the Crimson Forcefield. Fajo, his collection gone. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/39 "2004-08-24T02:08:47Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Aesiron, his font large! > > ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Data, with Tasha, in his quarters. ๐Ÿ†’ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-borg/260970/40 "2004-08-24T02:21:38Z")
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