# I got Distinguished Graduate!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152 "2002-08-16T05:35:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/1 "2002-08-16T05:35:59Z")

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In all my time thus far in the service, I hadn’t done one thing, and it was really gnawing at me.

I never managed to get Distinguished Graduate, or even Honor Graduate in any of my training courses, to my disappointment. I was close, but I never made it over the hump. Well, all of that has now changed, because I graduated my ground training school today with an average of 97.3%, which makes me the only Distinguished Graduate in the class. And that with two weeks of leave for Aaron’s birth, to boot.

One more thing to put on my record for when I hopefully graduate college and maybe get a shot at Officer, or barring that, becoming the best NCO in the whole Air Force. Excepting **Bluesman** , of course. 😉

Thank you for allowing me my moment of self congratulation, and have a nice day.

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**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/2 "2002-08-16T05:44:19Z")

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Yay! Congrats, **Airman**!

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**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/3 "2002-08-16T05:55:26Z")

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If they don’t give ya officer, I’ll wage war! 97.3%? Insane. You truly are a credit to the United States Air Force!

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**Author:** ![Hattrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/34f0e0/32.png) [@Hattrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hattrick)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/4 "2002-08-16T09:59:32Z")

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too bad you don’t get a ribbon for it.  
Congrats, airman. continue to do that and you be an e-4 in no time.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/5 "2002-08-16T10:48:35Z")

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Yay you! And congrats - sounds like the Air Force suits you!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/6 "2002-08-16T10:51:43Z")

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WTG, **Doors**!!

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/7 "2002-08-16T10:57:00Z")

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_hoists a beer_

Congratulations sir!

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/8 "2002-08-16T11:48:13Z")

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> _Originally posted by Hattrick_  
> Congrats, airman. continue to do that and you be an e-4 in no time.

Or not. The Air Farce promotes rather slowly.

So what’s the deal **Doors**? You finally out of training or what? What _is_ your rank now that you’ve been doing so well in oh-so-many things?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/9 "2002-08-16T12:59:31Z")

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Congrats **Doors!**

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/10 "2002-08-16T14:37:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hattrick \*  
> \*\*too bad you don’t get a ribbon for it.  
> Congrats, airman. continue to do that and you be an e-4 in no time. \*\*

Except he already is an E-4, having earned that right after tech school. 🙂

Way to go, sweetie. Aaron and I are _ **VERY** _ proud of you!

Robin

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/11 "2002-08-16T17:49:20Z")

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BTZ  
DG

What’s next…? Getting the Levitow Award from ALS or becoming a 4 year SSgt? 😛

Seriously, good on ya, **AD**. We’re proud of you.

[sub]I still outrank you. ;)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/12 "2002-08-16T20:02:06Z")

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That’s fabulous news, **Dave**! Congratulations on this and all of the other wonderful things happening in your life right now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/13 "2002-08-16T20:10:55Z")

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Way to go, badass.

Get your butt to the next Houdope and we’ll buy you a cold one.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/14 "2002-08-16T21:05:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*  
> \*\*So what’s the deal **Doors**? You finally out of training or what? What _is_ your rank now that you’ve been doing so well in oh-so-many things? \*\*

I finished Tech School June 6th, qualifying for my AFSC (which is 1A331, Airborne Communications and Electronics Specialist, by the way), and then I blew through my mission ground school in 6 weeks, needless to say burning it up.

I’m a Senior Airman, **Gorgon** , and I do anticipate getting the Levitow Award and sewing on Staff in 4 years. Cocky, I know, but what the hell. Talking trash right now gives me something to shoot for. 😉

[sub]Still think you’ll outrank me then, **Simetra**?[/sub] 😉

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/15 "2002-08-16T22:57:11Z")

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Well done, dude. **Robyn’s** proud. **Aaron’s** proud. We’re _all_ proud.

Keep it up someday-chief-of-staff-to-be-Doors!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/16 "2002-08-16T22:57:30Z")

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97.3%? Good grief, dude. That’s gotta be some crazy grade curve;)

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**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-distinguished-graduate/124152/17 "2002-08-17T04:08:10Z")

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Congratulations!  
Well done!
