# I got married...sort of

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-sort-of/318528>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-sort-of/318528 "2005-08-25T03:10:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-sort-of/318528/41 "2005-08-26T14:45:24Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> Well, I’m mormon. Bisexual and mormon. And pedophilic. And Geriatrophilic.

Hmmm…I guess that’s a classier way of saying any female between 9 and 90 is fair game. 😃

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-sort-of/318528/42 "2005-08-26T23:11:36Z")

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