# I got married yesterday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 22, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419 "2004-04-22T14:01:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419/21 "2004-04-22T16:06:07Z")

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Spring has sprung at the SDMB, what with all the matrimonial and gestational urges flowing around here!

All the best, velvetjones. And it truly sounds like the ideal wedding. All except for the gyno thing. Damn, your happiest day should not include the phrase, “Now please slide to the end of the table and put your feet in the stirrups”. (Oh and let us know how your mom handles the big news. 😉 )

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**Author:** ![skittles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@skittles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skittles)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419/22 "2004-04-22T16:13:46Z")

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Congrats and good for you! Many years of happiness!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419/23 "2004-04-22T18:00:34Z")

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So.

Tell me.  
Were you a virgin on your 3rd wedding night?  
Inquiring minds gots to know! 😃  
Congrats!

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-married-yesterday/241419/24 "2004-04-22T18:48:54Z")

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**Shirley Ujest** Of course I was. The Dr. told me that I was fully “re-virginized” between each marriage. He should know. He holds a number of very prestigious looking diplomas from Wassamatta U (I think that’s a foreign university because it was signed by someone with a very foreign sounding name…I can’t remember now…something ending in ‘inkle’ ) What?

OK, that’s just silly.

**Archergal** Congrats to you too. 10 days and counting. Wooohooo!

**Devena** Yes, my wedding day definitely shouldn’t have begun with some other man’s hand in the poussoir but what could I do. We decided to get married because I already had the day off work and he really needs my insurance coverage. It was a practicality thing.

Thanks **DaToad** and **skittles**. **Trunk** you crack me up. 🙂

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