# I Got Nuttin’… The Worst Ever MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 29, 2007, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949 "2007-01-29T09:15:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/161 "2007-01-30T21:35:14Z")
Hey, \*\*MamaTigs \*\* - weren’t we once discussing lunch? As it happens, I’ll be off this Friday - whaddaya say? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/162 "2007-01-30T21:37:48Z")
I haven’t read the thread today, but I just had to jump in here and yell: By order of the President of the United States, my brother just got promoted to Chief Warrant Officer in the US Navy!!! Now, I’m not aware of all the nuances of this, but I do know that it is a 4-rank jump. He is in the reserves, but has been called up to go to Afghanistan. Eight weeks of training in Kansas, then a short stay in Kuwait, then on to Afghanistan for a year. His wife is also in the reserves, and she volunteered to go too, and has been approved. They won’t be at the same “job site,” but at least they will be in the same “theater.” I’m very proud of him, and his drive to succeed. He has taken so many classes and so much training - anything they offered, basically. He is a career man, and has been in the Marines, the Army, and now the Navy. His promotion involves being the go-to man for aircraft repair. If somebody can’t fix it, he’ll do the troubleshooting and call in vendors and such. He’s also been in Security, and tons of other jobs. Woo-hoo! (But I wish they weren’t going over there. ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/163 "2007-01-30T21:37:50Z")
I can spin. You really don’t need to ship dog hair to me, though- I’ve got cats. When I do chocolate cinnamon buns I make a ganache (about half chocolate chips and half heavy cream) along with the brown sugar butter cinnamon filling, and layer them in the buns. And then pour the leftovers on top. They have no calories. None. I’ve had two so far. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/164 "2007-01-30T21:44:23Z")
My subconscious is telling me there’s some reason this Friday won’t work, **FCM** , but my calendar is providing no clues. The only possible drawback is if I end up staying up most of the night tomorrow night finishing up that Hill job. Where did you have in mind, your area, mine, or somewhere in between? And I keep meaning to ask, **Jahdra** – who/what do you do all this knitting for? Is it just for yourself, or do you actually make things for other people and (hopefully) make money off it? That bag is adorable! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/165 "2007-01-30T21:49:59Z")
I figgered I could mosey up your way - maybe meet in Bowie? - since there’s not a lot down this way. Rip’s on 301 at 50 isn’t bad, or there’s a BBQ place close to there, or I’m willing to consider other non-Mexican options. You can lemme know by Thursday. Once I drop the dog off at the vet’s, I’m free till the afternoon. If you’ve got other plans, I’ll just stay home and play with clay. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/166 "2007-01-30T22:02:20Z")
That sounds good; there’s a number of choices at 301 and 50, but I’m really not picky as long as it’s food. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/167 "2007-01-30T22:02:58Z")
Wow–congratulations to your brother, Dolores! But I’m sorry he has to go overseas! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/168 "2007-01-30T22:16:02Z")
Hey, **donkeybear** , I was just wondering the other day where you’d gone off to. As you can see, **swampy’s** life has been kinda boring lately. I’m sure he’s thrilled to have his stalker back. I picked St. Genevieve for my confirmation, **LiLi**. No idea if she’s still a saint (I’m too lazy to look right now), but as a kid I had a story book about her that made me think she was really cool. I also liked St. Margaret (don’t ask me which one…). I’m home early today and about to go get a haircut and run some errands. Had to eat two quesadillas first, though. Finally made it to the Mexican grocery the other day and I should have picked up two big packages of tortillas, cuz I’m demolishing them. Hope you get the medical stuff figured out, **Nava**. They probably have something automatic that kicks in when you get to the 3-month mark and aren’t expecting anyone to wonder about it beforehand. I’ve read through everything, but a lot of it didn’t stick yet…I’m tired. I’ll be back after errands and finish catching up. GT ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/169 "2007-01-30T23:18:26Z")
Just FYI: when it is -8 degrees not Amurrkin and feels like -16, it is not a good idea to walk outside without your hat on, even if you’re just going the 2 blocks to get your hair cut. (For those of you stuck on Amurrkin degrees, that’s 18 and 3; yes, I left my [weather.com](http://weather.com) page on metric units last time I visited.) I don’t know how the kid in shorts survives in the morning. He did wear a sweatshirt yesterday and today, but no hat, no jacket and _shorts_ - in January!!! Off to run errands. GT ---
**Author:** ![Quazi\_Daughter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ec9cab/32.png) [@Quazi\_Daughter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quazi_Daughter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/170 "2007-01-30T23:24:22Z")
I’m back from work - yay 🙂 (I need to stop leaving late - there will always be more people to see so I should just put a cap on how many I can get through in a day, and then hopefully I can leave on time.) As for the DH situation, I am trying to approach this in a rational manner (which some ppl disagree with and are encouraging me to be totally flighty and impulsive) so I suggested to DH that we make lists (my favorite thing to do! apart from cleaning LiLi’s fridge) of what we believe the responsibilities of husband/wife are. DH told me that that was easy and my first responsibility as a wife would be… No, it is not that you dirty minded people 😉 …to make sandwiches. So after some thought I decided to change mine from “being committed to open, honest and frequent communication with your spouse” to “bringing me tea and breakfast in bed, and running me hot baths so I can read in the tub, oh and scrubbing the bathtub so I can have my hot baths.” And the standard husband things, like buying me expensive presents, and agreeing with everything I say - but I expect those things come standard 😃 LiLi, will you make more cinnamon buns this sat - it is likely that I will show up at your place and will need to be fed ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/171 "2007-01-30T23:48:31Z")
See, **QD**? Now you two are talking about what REALLY matters. Trust me on this one–if you have a husband who will _clean the bathtub_ for you–he is beyond price. Snag him before we all head to the Great White North and steal him away. You wait at your peril (and a dirty bathtub). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/172 "2007-01-30T23:54:43Z")
Well, heck, **QD** y’all got the basics of marriage down already. So, what’s stoppin’ y’all from gettin’ hitched? 😛 YAY!!! **donkeybear** showed up. I’d just about given up on being stalked. It’s gonna be cold tonight so, I’ll leave a thermos of hot chocolate in the bushes, ok? 😉 I wonder if **Spats** is aware that there’s a **A NEW EPISODE OF HOUSE** on tonight? Somebody should probably let him know, since, I think, he likes that show. **Rebo** yay for your bro, but boo he has to go “over there.” At least he and SIL will be in somewhat close proximity. I vote that **FCM and Tigs** meet for bbq on Friday. C’mon y’all… they need suggestions. I’m lovin’ all the folks showin’ back up for my MMP! 😃 Oh and I am forgiven for my lunch cheat today provided we have waffles and bacon for supper on Friday. So, I shall go get some burly butcher bacon, but no nekkid bacon fryin’ lest you pervs get all excited again. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/173 "2007-01-31T00:40:58Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] I wonder if **Spats** is aware that there’s a **A NEW EPISODE OF HOUSE** on tonight? Somebody should probably let him know, since, I think, he likes that show. [/QUOTE] There _is_? NO WAY. Man, it’s a good thing you reminded me, otherwise I might have missed it. :: sound of sarcasmometers exploding :: **Quaz** , I’m with **rigs** and **swampus** on this one: you guys are set. Just don’t make the bridesmaids’ dresses orange, okay? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/174 "2007-01-31T00:42:24Z")
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47] **Quaz** , I’m with **rigs** and **swampus** on this one: you guys are set. Just don’t make the bridesmaid’s dresses orange, okay? 😃 [/QUOTE] However, buttbows on bridesmaids dresses are always in fashion. The bigger the better. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/175 "2007-01-31T01:04:49Z")
First off, **Dinaroozie** is gonna need another nickname - so sayeth **Rosie**! Great Big Welcome to **Heffaroo** , **Dina** , **Jonsie** , **Rats** , and any other new comers. Welcome back to **Cherry** and **Winnie**. I started reading the whole thread, intending to make notes as I went, and realized you were already on page 4 so, forgive me. I have no idea what’s been discussed so just assume I said all the appropriate things. Of course **{{{{{hugs}}}}}** where needed. I think I killed my iPod. I mistakenly thought the sync was finished so I clicked the little “eject” icon and as I was releasing the mouse, I realized the ipod still said Do Not Disconnect. and that was over a half hour ago. It still says it. I have to surf the iPod Support site for help. If I don;t have my tunes at work tomorrow, I shall be very put out. I may or may not check back later. Depends how frustrated I get. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/176 "2007-01-31T01:17:06Z")
In fact, we’d be more than happy to opine on bridesmaids’ dresses. We’d want to make sure that **LiLi** and your other attendants are appropriately attired. You’ll find we’re very helpful that way. 😃 I have consumed my yummy lentil soup with pineapple and banana. Hey **rosie**. Is there a way to re-boot the iPod? I’ve had that happen when I’m synching my PDA. Sometimes it’s helped to turn it off and on again, but I’ve also had to reboot it. Hoping to get to bed early, cuz I’m tired… GT ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/177 "2007-01-31T01:50:01Z")
I had to reboot my Nano recently, and as I recall, I googled “reboot iPod” and found the instructions promptly. It was very easy to do, too. (Not that I remember what I did, but I do know it worked.) So yes, you can indeed reboot an iPod. **Swampy** , it’s not just the Mom/Mama lunch; it’s also for **FCM** and **palebunny** to meet. See, we’re having a mini-Dopefest. And we’ll talk about you frying bacon nekkid, too. So there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/178 "2007-01-31T02:03:55Z")
I am absolutely not wearing orange or a butt-bow. At all. Ever. And neither will Sparky ( **QD’s** other best friend). And I have _never_ encouraged you to be flighty and irresponsible! I said things like, “Well, does it make you happy to think of being married to him?”, and “Can you manage not to kill his family?” I would have thought the first wifely responsibility would be the buying of pizza. He’s quite (very) good at making his nice girly drinks himself. So, when are you guys getting married? You have said yes, right? Everyone at work will want to know. 😃 There are extra cinnamon buns in the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/179 "2007-01-31T02:08:33Z")
I was 30 minutes with tech support to get it to a point where I could “restore” it, and the “restore” (after a good 10 minutes) said it was corrupted. So I killed it. ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949/180 "2007-01-31T02:12:59Z")
Oh, and we did Cairo backwards walk, kaleegy, and backwards figure eights with undulation. And walking undulations and bodywaves with three quarter shimmy. Have I described Cairo backwards walk in detail? Stand up. Okay, now jump. Okay, now jump _without changing the level of your head_, absorbing the movement into your stomach. Fine. Jump, and then jump again, kicking forward and then swinging your leg behind you and landing on it. Right. Jump kick, jump kick. Now do this syncopated shoulder drop on every down. It feels just like being punched in the stomach after a bit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-nuttin-the-worst-ever-mmp/389949.md?page=10)