Is it just me, or has the art of haiku really gone downhill?
I thought it was the secret service, and Lo! I am somewhat correct.
I had an amusing one about a month ago. The would-be crook said they’d send me the bank check for me to deposit. Then, if I could be so kind as to mail the item to them.
Right…
A: I wasn’t born yesterday.
B: There’s a prominent warning on craigslist about such scams.
C: As if I don’t have friends at our Official Checks division (eg: cashiers checks)
D: The item in question is a full-size washer and dryer. How many stamps would that need??
When I’m calling you
It’s to arrest you for fraud.
Will you answer true?
My evil suggestion is to e-mail her, tell her that you received her payment but there’s been an error. She sent too much money! You’ll be happy to send her a refund right away. All you need is her name, bank name, account number, and bank routing number so you can send it electronically! 
I was going to send her a note telling her that the two guys showed up today, and took the computer.
Then tomorrow, tell her that they came back, and robbed me at gunpoint.
I figured I could ask her to cooperate with the FBI then, to find these horrible men.
Tris
Hehe, I don’t know about NAFTA, but the cool thing about the P-P-P-Powerbook was that the guy ended up paying 500 dollars in taxes for what he thought was a computer. But seeing as how the princess knows a lot of your info, I’d be worried about screwing them. I don’t know if Canadians would have to pay that kind of tax but something tells me they would.