# I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062 "2003-11-19T07:48:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/1 "2003-11-19T07:48:36Z")
I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues Because the hamsters are so slow. Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues Because the hamsters are so slow. I wrote a thousand word reply, and I never did see it go. _Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da._ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/2 "2003-11-19T08:06:55Z")
You forgot copy/paste is your friend, Hitting Submit too soon will bite your ass in the end. _Oooh yeah_. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/3 "2003-11-19T08:11:41Z")
I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues And I just can’t get a break. Yeah, got them Straight Dope Message Board blues You know can’t never get no break. I’m pouring out my sorrow, and people laugh at my mistake. _Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da._ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/4 "2003-11-19T08:32:22Z")
Woke up this morning The Straight Dope was slow I only read one thread Then off to work I go I checked from there Still crawling along It wouldn’t even load So I wrote this song Went home at five Still not loading up So I made some dinner Coffee in my cup Coffee kept me up Til 3:23 Which was the only time I could post This little blues ditty I got the Straight Dope Message Board blues _Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da._ ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/5 "2003-11-19T08:36:44Z")
I got those SDMB Blues And my heeeeeeeeart is aching… cos its eight in the morning and none of my fave posters are waking. i’m sitting here at my pc, and i’m all alo-hone. _Bah Da Da DUM, Bah da da DUM, Bum BAH da dum._ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/6 "2003-11-19T08:51:52Z")
Got them Straight Board Message Dope blues As I’m walkin’ down that road. Yeah, them Straight Board Message Dope blues All the time I walk that road. Cause I posted me a message, and I don’t know how to _code._\* _dabba-da, dabba-da, dabba-da, dum de-de dum._\* ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/7 "2003-11-19T16:10:42Z")
[Here’s some more blues.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64587) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/8 "2003-11-19T16:25:48Z")
I got those Straight Dope Message Board blues Coz the hamsters done all run away Yeh, got those Straight Dope Message Board blues Coz the wheels are all empty today OOOOOOOO got those Straight Dope Message Board blues All my cats chased the hamsters away Man, those Straight Dope Message Board bluesmen Say for this \*\*ETF’s[/] gonna pay! Bah dum, bah dum, bah dum, bah dum bah-da-da. ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/9 "2003-11-19T16:45:10Z")
I woke up this mornin’ I took me my Percoset. I said I woke up this moh-hornin’ And took me lots of Percoset! Now I wonder what is is that Makes this my fastest posting yeeeet. Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/10 "2003-11-19T17:08:13Z")
I got all these witty answers a dancin’ around in my head By the time the hamsters post them the thread is three months dead I got them Straight Dope Message Board Blues Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-da-da-dum. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/11 "2003-11-19T18:05:54Z")
Went over to the ‘Pit And I’ll tell you what I did I flamed ol’ Alfalfagene And he didn’t wish me dead See that was my plan To get a mod banned I’d be the most famous Doper in the land Oh I shore ‘nuff do have me some gawdawful walkin’ pnemonia buttnuggety blu-u-u-ues… Bah dah da da dum… bum bum bum bum Bah dah da da dum… bum bum bum bum ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/12 "2003-11-19T18:35:13Z")
Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues A’running through my head 'Cause I posted another answer And I killed another thread. Got them Straight Dope Message Board blue Yeah, I’m as blue as I can be. No matter how I try. Old Cecil will not answer me. _binga-da, binga-da, binga-da, binga-da-bing._ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/13 "2003-11-19T18:42:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myron Van Horowitzski \* > \*\*[Here’s some more blues.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64587) \*\* Yeah, the Straight Dope Message Board blues Smack me right upside the head. Woke up this morning, found Someone else has done this thread. Yeah, the Straight Dope Message Board blues. Got me as blue as I can be. When the hamsters eat my answers, Ain’t nothing on the board from me. _yodel-lay-he-oh, a-lay-he-oh, a leeeeee._ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-the-straight-dope-message-board-blues/214062/14 "2003-11-19T21:08:01Z")
Got the Straight Dope Message Board blues Made a thread that’s fixin’ to die Yeeeeehhhhh, got the Straight Dope Message Board blues Four responses and it’s fixin’ to die Got the Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-es Thought I was smart, but my face’s fulla pie Oh man, oh baby oh baby baby baby, them Straight Dope blues Now my thread’s off the front page And I feeeeeeel like I’m fixin’ tooooooooo… Oh babybaby baby baby babyyyyyyyy… Yeh I feel like I’m fixin’ to… Oooooo-aaaaa mama mama mamaaaaaaa… Have those Straight Dope Message Board blu-u-u-u-u-ues and die Bah dah da da dum… bum bum bum bum Bah dah da da dum… bum bum bum bum