# I got vaccinated with the Sputnik V and so far everything is фниз! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Quarantine Zone\ **Tags:** covid-quarantine\ **Created:** [May 5, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457 "2021-05-05T18:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/21 "2021-05-13T15:18:49Z")
Do you get the better 5G signal with sputnik, like with the American vaccines? ---
**Author:** ![Sofrito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sofrito/32/510_2.png) [@Sofrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofrito)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/22 "2021-05-13T19:11:06Z")
This is the first time that a Covid related thread made me laugh. Спасибо! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/23 "2021-09-08T23:50:11Z")
Update: Yesterday I finally got the second dose (Argentina priorized applying the first dose to most of the population before applying the first, to some extent it seems to have worked) had a bit of fever today but nothing mayor. This dose was manufactured here instead of in Russia so I hope they added spanish menu options to my wifi 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/24 "2021-09-09T18:17:44Z")
Don’t get your hopes up, it doesn’t work. I’m fully vaccinated (Moderna) and my cell service still sucks. I’m also not magnetic which is really pissing me off. I’ve lost almost a complete package of needles because I keep dropping them. This wouldn’t be happening if my shots worked as advertised! BTW, congrats on getting both jabs and I’m glad you aren’t feeling bad aftereffects. Let me know if you stop dropping spoons, though. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/25 "2021-09-09T18:19:21Z")
My buddy in Thailand got one of the Chinese vaccines. An hour later, he wanted another one. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/26 "2021-09-17T15:25:22Z")
Funny!! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/27 "2021-09-17T22:39:02Z")
So how many Adidas tracksuits do you own now? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/28 "2022-01-28T19:49:00Z")
Update: Got boosted but with Pfizer this time, there’s currently a cold war going in my inmune system I guess. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/29 "2022-02-01T23:40:07Z")
I heard it was mostly Vodka. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/30 "2022-02-02T00:38:48Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > People know they got the real Sputnik V vaccine when they wake up one morning with the inexplicable urge to invade Ukraine. Get the Sputnik I vax. You end up in orbit and go beep… beep… beep… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/31 "2022-02-02T00:50:03Z")
Doing duolingo Russian and I could read this. Yay me. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/32 "2022-02-06T07:46:01Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > Get the Sputnik I vax. You end up in orbit and go beep… beep… beep… I’m not Putin that in my body! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/33 "2022-02-07T18:32:33Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > I’ll let you know if I get a sudden urge to seize the means of production. I really misread “seize” as “sneeze.” I give up. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-got-vaccinated-with-the-sputnik-v-and-so-far-everything-is/941457/34 "2022-02-07T18:39:18Z")
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