# I guess if we HAVE to........... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823 "2000-12-22T05:07:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/41 "2000-12-23T01:12:43Z")
I do? Enlighten me! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/42 "2000-12-23T01:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Wow. I’ve made oldscratch speechless. Do I get a prize? \*\* No, but just try to continue doing it as much as possible. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/43 "2000-12-23T01:19:19Z")
Wil do, Euty. Any suggestions on how I should keep him speechless? I’m assuming avoiding white-out conditions would help… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/44 "2000-12-23T01:53:50Z")
what happens? I say stuff…like I can personally vouch that Rasa tastes quite good. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/45 "2000-12-23T01:57:02Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/46 "2000-12-23T02:02:20Z")
::ears suddenly perk up:: What? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/47 "2000-12-23T02:09:17Z")
Great. Am I going to have to undergo the Pepsi Challenge on New Year’s Eve? A taste test between Nym and I maybe? With Morphy and oldscratch as judges? [sub]ohmigod, did I say that even joking? heehee…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/48 "2000-12-23T02:11:37Z")
Must not respond… Must not respond… Must not respond… Must not respond… Must not respond… Must not respond… Anyone see where I put my blindfold? Damn! Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/49 "2000-12-23T02:13:44Z")
Morphy, baby, I believe you already did. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/50 "2000-12-23T02:17:24Z")
1000 posts! Good job, but you’re not halfway where \*\*\* I \*\*\* am! Oh, nope, wait… You’re like ten times the man I am. Oh well. Anyone want 1/10ths of a person to join them in the orgy? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/51 "2000-12-23T02:23:32Z")
Don’t worry Morph… I’m sure Nym has some spare ones. And she’ll be quite proud come morning when she sees the direction this thread has taken. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/52 "2000-12-23T02:27:34Z")
Dude. I had nothing to do with the direction this thread took. I was just here for the party. I mean, it is my party and all. Nym’s missing all the fun. If she were here, we’d have more props n’ stuff! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/53 "2000-12-23T02:32:19Z")
ah who needs props when we have you Rasa? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/54 "2000-12-23T02:34:17Z")
Actors need props… oh god, I’m so sorry, horrid pun, I’ll just go crawl into my self-loathing hole now. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/55 "2000-12-23T02:40:28Z")
**Totoro**! Welcome to my party! I must say, your username makes me think of Toronto. Or tatanka. ::makes buffalo horns and runs around yelling “tatanka”:: And I must say, good pun, because our resident hedonist, Nymysys, is an actor! So she’ll bring mad props. (Haha, my own pun.) Aww, thanks scratchie… ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/56 "2000-12-23T02:50:19Z")
Hmmmm… and I was prop master on “Night Eyes IV: A Fatal Passion”. You’d think I’d have more props handy… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/57 "2000-12-23T02:51:56Z")
Totoro… my neighbor… heh I’m sure you can dig something up Morph. After all, we’ve got a scientific study to acomplish here, nothing can get in the way 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/58 "2000-12-23T02:54:01Z")
ROFL!! Prop master! Oh how apropos… you and Nym have such a beautiful future together Morphy! Please, name one of your children after me and scratchie? ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/59 "2000-12-23T02:56:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*ROFL!! Prop master! Oh how apropos… you and Nym have such a beautiful future together Morphy! Please, name one of your children after me and scratchie? \*\* Consider it done. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823/60 "2000-12-23T03:23:48Z")
WHOA! Decide to check in before I leave and look in what direction THIS thread is going! Did I mention I’m wearing leather pants? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-if-we-have-to/46823.md?page=4)