# I guess I'm just lucky in love. She almost was blinded by my steep slope! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217 "2015-03-17T17:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/21 "2015-03-18T01:34:37Z")
Ask her if she has huge tracts of land. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/22 "2015-03-18T01:51:55Z")
I’m sure that puts you in violation of some sort of building code. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/23 "2015-03-18T02:08:42Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Ask her if she has huge tracts of land. What, the curtains? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/24 "2015-03-18T08:29:28Z")
I’ve received the exact same email, this time from “Monique” (who still calls herself Olga). I had no idea my escarpment was out there. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/25 "2015-03-18T08:57:15Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I’ve received the exact same email, this time from “Monique” (who still calls herself Olga). I had no idea my escarpment was out there. Someone is putting a lot of effort into making a fool of himself (I’m assuming it’s a him). If it wasn’t my work email I might play along to see what the scam is and to waste his time that he’d otherwise spend actually scamming someone. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/26 "2015-03-18T09:26:59Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I’ve received the exact same email, this time from “Monique” (who still calls herself Olga). I had no idea my escarpment was out there. Dude, your escarpment is everywhere. Can’t you keep that damn thing to yourself? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/27 "2015-03-18T09:53:28Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > Did she send her photo? Was she spathic? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217/28 "2015-03-18T16:06:41Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > 😃 Geology humor. I knew someone around here would get it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-im-just-lucky-in-love-she-almost-was-blinded-by-my-steep-slope/715217.md?page=1)