# I guess that makes most people drug dealers, then **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745 "2012-06-29T22:42:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/1 "2012-06-29T22:42:19Z")
You know how sometimes crazy people will come along and fill Great Debates and/or the Pit with pages upon pages of their… unique logic? I think Iranian VP Mohammad Reza Rahimi would fit right in there. “There are no Zionist drug addicts in Iran; therefore Zionists run the drug trade.” Makes perfect sense, no? ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/2 "2012-06-30T00:11:51Z")
The picture of him in that article is just begging for someone to photoshop in a fat joint between his fingers. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/3 "2012-06-30T01:28:08Z")
A fat _kosher_ joint. “Oy, mon!”. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/4 "2012-06-30T01:48:14Z")
isn’t Iran full of opium? I don’t understand this. Is this rhetoric or does he actually believe it? ---
**Author:** ![GreasyJack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@GreasyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreasyJack)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/5 "2012-06-30T02:22:19Z")
Oh, man, I went to school with several Zionist drug addicts. I’m gonna research them and get big bucks from the Islamic Republic of Iran! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/6 "2012-07-01T04:34:21Z")
He’s not saying there aren’t any Zionist drug addicts in Iran. He’s saying there aren’t any anywhere. That’s proof that drugs are a Jewish invention to corrupt everybody else while not using them themselves. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-that-makes-most-people-drug-dealers-then/626745/7 "2012-07-01T06:52:01Z")
Yes and apparently there aren’t any gay people in Iran either. That’s some sort of Western invention.