# I guess they had never heard the Piña Colada Song

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 7, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-they-had-never-heard-the-pina-colada-song/288796 "2005-02-07T13:58:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-they-had-never-heard-the-pina-colada-song/288796/21 "2005-02-08T05:36:46Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> You may think your hatred for that song is great. Maybe your hatred for that song burns with the heat of 10,000 suns. Even if that is the case, your hatred of that song is a mere bit of interstellar matter in my Universe of Hate for that song.

Geez, it’d take _Don’t Worry, Be Happy_ or, worse, \*I’ve Never Been to Me \* to get me that agitated. Who could possibly care if she’d been to Nice and the isles of Greece to drink champagne on a yacht? Obviously, YM does V.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-they-had-never-heard-the-pina-colada-song/288796/22 "2005-02-08T07:23:27Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> I can’t get this out of my head:
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> Do you like Pina coladas  
> And getting caught in Bahrain  
> …

There aren’t enough "GROAN"s in the world, sir. Not enough in the _world_.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-they-had-never-heard-the-pina-colada-song/288796/23 "2005-02-08T07:31:15Z")

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> [@Governor Quinn](#):
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> They appear to be interested in neither health food nor into champagne.

But they have half a brain. 😛

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-they-had-never-heard-the-pina-colada-song/288796/24 "2005-02-08T20:36:11Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> There aren’t enough "GROAN"s in the world, sir. Not enough in the _world_.

Just be glad I only posted a snippet, rather than a parody of the entire song. 😉

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