# I guess you can come to my party, if you want to. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326 "2000-11-30T05:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/1 "2000-11-30T05:09:44Z")
But you don’t have to. I know I’m not sticking around for it–been falling asleep at work. But I guess posting 2006 times is some sorta big deal. Beer and dip in the fridge. Wesson oil in the pantry. Twister game on the floor. Whatever you want to play is by the stereo. Don’t worry about making too much noise; the kids sleep deeply and the guy next door is old and deaf. If you make a mess, don’t worry about it. I’ll hose out my computer later. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/2 "2000-11-30T06:04:10Z")
Happy 2007, dropzone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/3 "2000-11-30T06:13:22Z")
Now we can trash the house, drink all the booze and rummage through dropzone’s stuff! Woo hoo! Hey, let’s write “Happy 2K!” in chocolate pudding on the wall! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/4 "2000-11-30T06:15:12Z")
**DADZONE**!!! 2000, eh? You’re getting old. 😃 ::trucks in her standard donation of oiled nekkid beautiful people:: Hey, Demo, toss me a beer, will ya? ---
**Author:** ![\_hijack\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9bcb4/32.png) [@\_hijack\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack_1)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/5 "2000-11-30T06:25:00Z")
…and several cases of confetti chads , marked “Florida Fresh” and stamped with the seal of the Secretary of State. ::ducks:: OK, I’m leaving now. ::flees:: ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/6 "2000-11-30T06:46:37Z")
Happy 2000 and some, **dropzone**. What a party animal you are. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/7 "2000-11-30T10:17:17Z")
Bravo dropzone! and every one of them a gem of wisdom…or at least some fun. Hugs! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/8 "2000-11-30T10:33:29Z")
What’s a party without Xs and Os? _hugs and kisses_ for you, **dropzone**!! And watch your ass because I’m catching up quick! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/9 "2000-11-30T11:20:07Z")
Congrats **dropzone** Ummm …since this is only a virtual party, and we really can’t drink all of your booze and trash your house, can we at least have the password to the good files? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/10 "2000-11-30T11:24:11Z")
hey, DZ, congrats- and many more. Tigger- can I help you rub that oil in a bit? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/11 "2000-11-30T14:11:27Z")
Hey, does this make you the 2000-post-old man? I feel so young, knowing you are twice as old as I am. (Or is it merely that I am half the man you are?) Hope you remembered to invite the nubile young Scandinavian Nikki Cox wannabe churchgoing crowd. Ah yes, her they are now. So what do we do at a post party? Eat Post Toasties? Discuss etiquette? Listen to theme songs from old TV shows? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/12 "2000-11-30T18:41:37Z")
Aloha, **AudreyK**! Haven’t seen much of you lately. **Democritus** , have some butterscotch and banana puddings. That will give you more colors. **tiggeril** , put that beer down! Wait, as your virtual father, and since this is my virtual house, you can drink it. And, no, I’m not getting old. I was born old. **[/hijack]**, don’t get those chads on the carpet! Damned pre-punch-card kids don’t know how hard those are to vacuum. **MysterEcks** , I always thought I was more of a party _killer,_ not a party animal. But since you meant that sarcastically… **Medea’s Child** , yu are too kind. WAY too kind. Perhaps even lying. But it’s nice of you to say that. **Silver Fire** , an ass this big is hard NOT to watch, if only in horrified fascination. **VaHermit** , I use automobile company names for my passwords. Which narrows it down to roughly 10,000 words. Start typing! **Danielinthewolvesden** , have a beer. And keep your hands off my virtual daughter. Happy Grand, **Dinsie**! Here, have a barely-legal Swedish girl. Well, I’ll be leaving before I ruin the party more! As you were. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/13 "2000-11-30T19:41:22Z")
Good for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/14 "2000-11-30T19:42:06Z")
Oh I shay, Well done old boy. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/15 "2000-11-30T20:38:19Z")
Way to go drop, I guess this means you are twice as good as I am ;). Thanks for your post yesterday and I know that anyone who has a recommendation from Scotticher is a fine person. Now where are the nachos… Keith ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/16 "2000-11-30T20:54:28Z")
_walks in shyly_ Hey **dropzone** , you’re… um… cool… and um… congrats… _goes to hide in the corner by herself_ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/17 "2000-11-30T21:44:27Z")
\ You’re no fun, DZ. Notices new girl, Laurange hiding in corner- “How are YEW doin?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/18 "2000-11-30T21:55:45Z")
::sneaks in, waves at **drop** , grabs bottle of champagne, sneaks out so she’s not seen at a post party by anyone else:: ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/19 "2000-12-01T03:55:03Z")
**Daniel** , I’m pretty good… but actually not that new! I feel scary, like a stalker… I know most of you guys but no one knows me! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/20 "2000-12-01T04:01:41Z")
Oh, this is just SICK! A party with a no-show host? Oh, wait, there he is! Sheesh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I went over and over this outfit to please you and you just sorta WANDER in… Get over here and pay the penalty! Kiss me quick and I’ll be nice. Kiss me slow and I’ll be mean. Guess which will be more fun! 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326.md?page=2)