# I guess you can come to my party, if you want to. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326 "2000-11-30T05:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/21 "2000-12-01T04:05:56Z")
I can’t stay long; my computer time is almost up (my daughter will be home soon). But here: & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & are some party hats. Have fun, if you come back to your party! ------& ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/22 "2000-12-01T04:23:16Z")
**Gunslinger** , smile 😃 when you tell me that, mister. **casdave** , here’s a not-particularly-cold-but-not-warm beer special for ya. Although I suggest Pete’s Wicked Summer Ale all icy on a hot summer day. If you had hot summer days or Chicago brews. **Odieman** , yes, I AM twice as good as you. **Scotti** ’s recommendation proves it. **LaurAnge** , I’ve been following your progress all along (hehehe!) and I welcome you to my party. I felt like a stalker when I first posted to these things, too. It’s like people on the radio–you know them better than they know you. But you’re doing fine. **porcupine** , I don’t know how to break this to you, but that’s Champale, not champagne. But I guess you figured that out when you tasted it. Well, hello, **Byz**! I think you went over that outfit just about the right number of times–it’s worn clean through in spots. \ Hi, guys! You two want your slow kisses now? **Spidey** , send that girl to bed and come back! I’m not done with you. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/23 "2000-12-01T05:00:49Z")
I so love a man who gets it! 😉 Be slow there but there’s another, pushing through… lower, lower… HEY! I’m talking about my incredibly sensitive KNEES, ya perverts! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/24 "2000-12-01T05:05:10Z")
Knees are knice. May I knibble them? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/25 "2000-12-01T05:45:13Z")
lightly… lightly… okay now come up… higher, higher… there, THERE! YES! I’m talking about my belly button, ya perverts! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/26 "2000-12-01T06:08:26Z")
Congratulations, Mike me darlin’ boy! I have had a less than stellar life the past few weeks, and I honestly don’t know how I would have gotten through it without your insight, your shoulder to weep on, and your steadfast friendship. You are just the best, and I appreciate you very much. Kobii is back in the kitty hospital, but when she gets home I know she will join me in wishing you 2000 more dropzone posts. Because, as you know, whenever I say something stupid, it was really Kobii who posted. The little dear just loves to make me look like a ding-a-ling. [sub]not that I need a whole lot of help ☹ [/sub] And if she doesn’t come home, you will once more have to deal with your hysterical Scotti. Oh well, you knew this job was dangerous when you tookit! So here is to you, dear friend…may you continue to post until…well, until FOREVER! And I close by dragging my portable hot tub off the truck, setting it up in your backyard, and pulling out the vanilla massage oil. THAT should perk this party up! Hugs galore… Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/27 "2000-12-01T12:05:19Z")
I don’t get much competition for the computer at this time of day. Did you need more hats? A few webbed flies for snacking later? Anything else I can get you? Silvery party decorations? (A tad sticky; be warned, not as harmless as silly string.) Bwee tee hee hee. ------\* ----:p/ ----///\\ And a few extra hugs for ////Scotti\\: ////\\ ////\\ ////\\ ////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/28 "2000-12-02T04:09:37Z")
Thanks Spidey… I need them, and I appreciate them. Has anyone ever told you that you are a daring lady? If not, I am telling you now. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/29 "2000-12-02T04:12:03Z")
darling, I meant. DARLING! AARRRGGGHHH! And I can’t even blame it on Kobii, as she is presently in hospital. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/30 "2000-12-02T05:14:58Z")
I’m sorry to hear Kobii is back in the hospital, **Scotti**. ☹ {{{{{{Scotti}}}}}} {{{{{{Kobii}}}}}} (Provided Kobii will agree not to shred MysterEcks for doing it.) ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/31 "2000-12-02T06:52:54Z")
_walks in with a batch of her semi-famous Chex mix_ Woooohoooo!! Congrats, Dropzone 🙂 Where’d you like me to set this? And, more importantly…where exactly is that Wesson oil? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/32 "2000-12-02T07:07:44Z")
**Scotti** , it wouldn’t be a party without you. At least, not a good party. Glad you could make it. Hope your puss is feeling better. I’m hoping no news is good news, but you know where to find me. Met a nice one tonight and he reminded me of how much I miss mine and wish I wasn’t so allergic. **Sandyr** , you can put it anywhere, as long as it’s within easy reach! Is there extra Wheat Chex, like I like? Haven’t seen the Wesson oil for a couple days, but there’s some butter in the fridge. Add a little body heat, hehehe! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/33 "2000-12-02T08:43:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > \*\ ***Daniel** , I’m pretty good… I know most of you guys but no one knows me! \*\* We can fix that second one REAL fast, if you realy are “pretty good”. 😉 \* - you can actually ignore the gratuious flirting- i am assuming you do know that 90% of this is just for fun, and not at all serious. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/34 "2000-12-02T14:12:04Z")
And I brought [presents](http://www.cnn.com/books/crossword/), for those of you who like crossword puzzles. ////Kobii\\ -----% ----:)/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/35 "2000-12-02T19:53:12Z")
Only at a Doper party can somebody bring crossword puzzles and have folks happy she did! Thanks, **Spidey**! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/36 "2000-12-02T21:03:30Z")
Scotti gives Mike a great big hug. Just because he is wonderful and it is, after all, his party. And where do you want me to put this platter of BBQ pork? Oh dear, I forgot the Chinese hot mustard. And Spidey, you are a dear heart. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/37 "2000-12-02T22:31:15Z")
Oh Boy, scottis here! Now for some serioys flirting! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/38 "2000-12-02T23:05:38Z")
> [@](#): > > you can actually ignore the gratuious flirting- i am assuming you do know that 90% of this is just for fun, and not at all serious. _laughs_ Like I said, I have been reading a hellova lot of the posts here, and I’m sure what with all this studying, I can flirt with the best of 'em! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/39 "2000-12-02T23:15:45Z")
:eek: **Byz? _DADZONE?!_** EEK! ::flees room:: ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/40 "2000-12-03T04:56:13Z")
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