# I guess you can come to my party, if you want to. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326 "2000-11-30T05:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/41 "2000-12-03T05:04:51Z")
Hmph. I’ll just take my nekkid oiled beautiful men and be in my room then, _ **IF** _ you don’t mind. ::stomps off, followed by a veritable herd of nekkid oiled beautiful men:: ::comes back:: Hey, Scottimom, mind if I have some of that vanilla massage oil? Thanks! ::scurries off:: ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/42 "2000-12-03T06:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*:eek: **Byz? > _DADZONE?!_** > EEK! > ::flees room:: \*\* Listen, tig honey. Your virtual dad is all virtual talk and no IRL action. Besides, do you seriously think that any man who is virtually married to me would virtually cheat? I may be sweet, but I do not tolerate virtual cheating. So carry on, and you may use my vanilla massage oil. So long as you limit your activities to a MASSAGE, I have no objections. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/43 "2000-12-03T06:42:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > **Your virtual dad is all virtual talk and no IRL action.** Hmmmm…should I be offended or see it as a license to double-dip? Some good can come from being seen as ineffectual. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/44 "2000-12-03T06:49:36Z")
Oh now, honey, I didn’t mean to imply that you were ineffectual. I was actually complimenting you for your fidelity to your real life wife. Sheesh, can’t I do ANYTHING right? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/45 "2000-12-03T06:52:21Z")
Oh, don’t mind dadzone… I think Byz slipped him something… NONONO!! In his BEER!! Anyway, I’ve got a bevy of oiled nekkid beautiful men needing \ massages in the den for ya. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326/46 "2000-12-03T06:57:34Z")
Not to worry. Wife finds me ineffectual, too! 😉 So, I’m ineffectual, known to be faithful, and doped. I can get away with ANYTHING! Uh, did I say that out loud? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-you-can-come-to-my-party-if-you-want-to/43326.md?page=2)