# I had a brilliant idea for the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 11, 2015, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762 "2015-05-11T10:01:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/241 "2015-05-15T19:44:36Z")
Howdy from da cave! Let the weekend begin. :: Opens Beerverage :: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I got a buncha deli stuff and chips from the sto.’. This is a no cook weekend. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/242 "2015-05-15T19:47:42Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Howdy from da cave! Let the weekend begin. :: Opens Beerverage :: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Have I mentioned, HERE FROM WORK, that I hate you? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/243 "2015-05-15T19:57:08Z")
who’re you kidding? you hate him even when you’re _not_ at work. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/244 "2015-05-15T20:12:26Z")
:dubious: > [@anyrose](#): > > who’re you kidding? you hate him even when you’re _not_ at work. Not so much, though. 🙂 Besides, I hate \*any one \*who has a beer in their hand when I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/245 "2015-05-15T20:25:54Z")
Hate is an ugly thing. 😛 We’re letting Bert make supper tonight. So no tuna steak today. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/246 "2015-05-15T20:42:25Z")
Don’t hate me because I’m beertiful. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/247 "2015-05-15T21:19:06Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Hate is an ugly thing. 😛 > > We’re letting Bert make supper tonight. So no tuna steak today. I hate tuna fish sandwiches. Unless they have apples and pecans in them. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/248 "2015-05-15T22:04:32Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I hate tuna fish sandwiches. > Unless they have apples and pecans in them. Tuna charoset? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/249 "2015-05-15T22:50:11Z")
There’s a huge difference between a tuna sandwich and a nice, rare tuna steak, perhaps crusted in sesame seeds. But we had burgers. At least I didn’t have to do dishes. 😃 The car is loaded for tomorrow. I need to decide what to wear, and I’d like to get a solid night’s sleep. We shall see how that goes. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/250 "2015-05-15T22:52:38Z")
Sammiches have been et. Beerverages have been consumed. OYKW is takin’ a bath. Ice cream for later if desired. Life is good. **MOOOOOOM** a muumuu and flip flops are acceptable for a shower. Do your hair though. It ain’t classy to show up at a shower in curlers. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/251 "2015-05-15T22:55:43Z")
I think I’ll log off and veg. May not check in till late tomorrow. _ **MWAH!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/252 "2015-05-15T22:59:30Z")
_gasp_ Whatever shall we do until then? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/253 "2015-05-15T23:12:32Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > _gasp_ Whatever shall we do until then? I’ve got a final exam to take tonight. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/254 "2015-05-15T23:30:14Z")
It’s Five o’clcock Somewhere!😃 > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > We need to ask \*\*Sticky \*\*about her pupils… 😉 With the Internet, we have a sclera line of communication. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Have I mentioned, HERE FROM WORK, that I hate you? > > :dubious: > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > :dubious: > > Not so much, though. 🙂 > > Besides, I hate \*any one \*who has a beer in their hand when I don’t. : holds beer in each had, just to irk **Flytrap** : 😛 Good luck on the quiz, **Nettie**! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/255 "2015-05-16T00:16:31Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Tuna charoset? Hmmmmm. That was back when I walked home form grade school for lunch, and my Father made it for me when he was working nights at the TV station. Sylvia at work one Monday asked we what we ate on the weekend. I said, “We grilled some tuna.” She responded, “Just throw the can full on the fire?!?” I said, “Sylvia, White people eat weird shit.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/256 "2015-05-16T00:59:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Besides, I hate \*any one \*who has a beer in their hand when I don’t. How about someone with a still in their basement? Hypothetical, of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/257 "2015-05-16T01:11:14Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > How about someone with a still in their basement? Hypothetical, of course. 😉 > [@Geek](#): > > You don’t have to have a still concealed in your basement. The federal government allows you to legally make a certain amount of distilled alcohol. Off to Kroger, Dude, there is a sale on potatoes! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/258 "2015-05-16T01:44:37Z")
I didn’t kill the MMP, most of us took a truck to buy potatoes. Never fear, Ladies and Mom. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/259 "2015-05-16T02:18:01Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I didn’t kill the MMP, most of us took a truck to buy potatoes. > Never fear, Ladies and Mom. > 🙂 I buy from the pros. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762/260 "2015-05-16T02:38:39Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I buy from the pros. 😃 Well, good for you! Are they like Idaho hippies, or what? 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-brilliant-idea-for-the-mmp/719762.md?page=14)