# I had a chat with God last night...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141 "2008-03-29T04:15:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/21 "2008-03-29T20:02:20Z")

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Ask him to sing, and ask him for gossip. It’s a little funny (sometimes… I’m trying to find out why Kevin’s mother keeps napkins in the bathroom)

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/22 "2008-03-29T23:32:51Z")

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I think I just killed God. I told him I was an atheist, and then there was nothing! Opps.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/23 "2008-03-30T06:45:12Z")

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This clears a lot up.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/24 "2008-03-30T06:55:14Z")

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Me:  
I miss you  
God:  
What do you miss most about me ?  
Me:  
the certainty  
God:  
Who told you that?  
Me:  
the Bible  
God:  
it is a beautiful book.  
Me:  
humility isn’t your strong suit  
God:  
Are you my strong suit?  
Me:  
whatever you want me to be, I am  
God:  
No Christy, maybe later.  
Me:  
It wasn’t a come on!  
God:  
It sounded like one.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/25 "2008-03-30T17:21:35Z")

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You want god. You want god bad. Don’t try to deny it, Little Miss Innocent. 😃

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**Author:** ![CoBa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@CoBa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoBa)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-chat-with-god-last-night/443141/26 "2008-03-30T17:59:25Z")

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Huh. [Dilbert](http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20080330.html) today is very appropriate. Coincidence?

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