# I had a dream that I was a contestant on The Apprentice...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [November 8, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715 "2004-11-08T21:03:58Z")
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/1 "2004-11-08T21:03:58Z")
I had a dream that I was a contestant on The Apprentice and that I was dating Donald Trump.
I suppose nightmare is probably the better descriptor.
So, ladies (or men if appropriate) does Donald do it for you, or is he nasty, nasty, nasty?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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### Author:  [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/2 "2004-11-08T23:04:22Z")
He holds absolutely no appeal to me.
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/3 "2004-11-09T03:46:43Z")
Ew, The Donald. That indescribable hair, the way he holds his lips… yuck.
I dreamed the other night that I was chowing down on a hotdog smothered with blueberries, but that doesn’t mean I _want_ one.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/4 "2004-11-09T04:34:22Z")
> [@trublmakr](#):
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> but that doesn’t mean I _want_ one.
Seriously. You know how when you wake up from a dream and you’re sort of fuzzy headed and you’re trying to make heads or tails of what you were dreaming about?
Ew. That’s pretty much where I was at. And the scaryest part is that I have a fuzzy little dog and he was cuddled up to me and it was like it was the donald’s nasty hair touching me. ACK!
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/5 "2004-11-09T04:49:00Z")
By a strange coincidence I had a dream my cat was growing some kind of pumpkin-gourd out of its side that looked just like Ivana Trump before her makeup gets troweled into place.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/6 "2004-11-09T04:57:09Z")
I had a dream that I was having an affair with Donald Trump and that his 15-year-old son walked in on us when we were doing the nasty.
There was also this whole subplot about his killing someone and hiding the body.
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/7 "2004-11-09T10:28:28Z")
You know, for the bargain basement price of one percent of his estimated net worth, I’d love Donald Trump for as long as he’d like.
Um, what? I didn’t say I do the nasty, I just said that I’d love him. There are other ways to love someone! 😃
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-a-contestant-on-the-apprentice/273715/8 "2004-11-09T17:04:14Z")
Humm. Well, last night I wasn’t dating him, I was planning his lady’s birthday party. It was going to be a masquarade ball with a spanish theme. Massive, fist-sized shrimp were going to be served, and Julio Eglasis was going to sing.
Have I mentioned that I’ve never actually SEEN The Apprentice?
I think I need to have a hot bath.