# I had a realization about job interviews today...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-realization-about-job-interviews-today/397710>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-realization-about-job-interviews-today/397710 "2007-03-27T17:40:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-realization-about-job-interviews-today/397710/41 "2007-03-28T20:21:31Z")

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[QUOTE=GargoyleWB]  
…I was the happiest gay commie alcoholic abusive **gun nut** kleptomaniac athiest to ever walk out that door and away from that horrible company 😃  
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From your description, it seems like they’d actually _prefer_ a gun nut, wouldn’t they? A real admirer of the Second Amendment. You could have made yourself less appealing by being an ardently pro-gun-control gay commie alcoholic abusive kleptomaniac athiest, instead. 😉

And congrats, **SmartAleq** - hope you like your new gig!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-a-realization-about-job-interviews-today/397710/42 "2007-03-29T02:38:11Z")

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Heh heh heh - I like the cut of your jib, **Gargoyle**.

Congratulations, **SmartAleq**. I had a boss and a job that I really liked once; it was truly cool.

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