# I had an erotic dream about a doper last night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/1 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")
Actually, it was more semi-erotic. We were fully dressed, making out big time. When it came time to get undressed, I stopped and said “Wait! I can’t screw up things between me and (my guy in real life)! And you can’t screw up stuff between you and your girl! We have to stop this!” He agreed, and we got up and left the room. What a weenie I am. I can’t even cheat on my boyfriend in my dreams… ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/2 "2000-08-08T17:01:26Z")
Here I thought your dream was about me until you said he 😉 Funny how the sub conscious takes over isnt it. A dreamy fling is the best! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/3 "2000-08-08T17:04:06Z")
Well, Sue, the one problem with it being you is that a fling with another woman would in no way screw up my relationship with almost-Mr. Athena. In fact, I’m pretty sure he’d be all for it. I’ll try to direct my dream that way next time. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/4 "2000-08-08T17:06:39Z")
So spill it, who was this mystery Doper? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/5 "2000-08-08T17:08:47Z")
Yea, come on! You have to tell who you have sex dreams about, that’s the fun of them! Spillit, we won’t tell Ol’ Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/6 "2000-08-08T17:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Yea, come on! You have to tell who you have sex dreams about, that’s the fun of them! Spillit, we won’t tell Ol’ Mars. \*\* Actually, I think the fun of it is letting all you fellow dopers get all in a flurry about just who it was. I think I’ll let ya wait a little while longer… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/7 "2000-08-08T17:13:43Z")
Actually, I think it will be more fun if we try to figure it out “20 Questions” style. So **Athena** , does the mystery doper have more than 1000 posts or less than 1000 posts? ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/8 "2000-08-08T17:15:24Z")
Less obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/9 "2000-08-08T17:20:23Z")
That was you, **Athena**? I was wondering whom that vixen was that left me frustrated and alone. Hmph. See if I ever come to visit _your_ dreams again. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/10 "2000-08-08T17:20:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > \*\*Actually, I think it will be more fun if we try to figure it out “20 Questions” style. > > So **Athena** , does the mystery doper have more than 1000 posts or less than 1000 posts? \*\* More. Hmmmm… this could be fun… wonder if you all will guess? heheheheee! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/11 "2000-08-08T17:23:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tymp \* > \*\*That was you, **Athena**? I was wondering whom that vixen was that left me frustrated and alone. Hmph. See if I ever come to visit _your_ dreams again. \*\* You’re right, Tymp. It was you. At least… I think it was you. He was very handsome, sexy body, nice muscley chest. But that pretty much describes all you doper guys, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/12 "2000-08-08T17:25:15Z")
OK. More questions. More than 2000 posts or less? Is the doper’s picture on the People’s Pages? Are you _sure_ it was more than 1000? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/13 "2000-08-08T17:27:03Z")
**Athena** , I’m flattered. Don’t hesitate in your next dream of me, I’ll make sure you wake up with a smile on your face (though you may have to clean the sheets the next morning…) ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/14 "2000-08-08T17:45:25Z")
Ooooh! Athena, that’s so _mean_! Tell! Tell!! \ Not that I’ve ever had a secret crush or fantasy about any of the posters here. No, not me. Not ever. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/15 "2000-08-08T17:54:21Z")
Picture on People Pages: Yes, I just checked. Funny, I’d never seen a pic before. Guess it wasn’t needed in the dream. More than 2000 posts: I think maybe. I gotta go check on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/16 "2000-08-08T18:00:00Z")
I’ll get in on this question game . . . In which of the fora is this poster most likely to be found? From whence hails this man physically? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/17 "2000-08-08T18:08:22Z")
Funny, like Sue I imagined a lesbian dream too. Then it occured to me _ **I** _ should be involved in this. Sadly my singleness precludes it. Sometimes I frighten myself. Anyways, Athena…give it up, you need to clue us guys in. Who knows who’ll be dreaming about you tonite after reading this. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/18 "2000-08-08T18:09:08Z")
My other question is: Is he a fabulous kisser? I mean were your legs weak and your brain went to jello? \< damn I need to get one if he was fabulous \> hehe ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/19 "2000-08-08T18:22:03Z")
Is his g/f a reg? ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/20 "2000-08-08T18:22:46Z")
OK, more answers. I’ve seen this poster in all foras, at least, all the ones I frequent. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which foras I hang out in. I’m not sure where he comes from physically. Some vague memory tells me someplace midwest or east. Omniscient, it was a dream. Mayhaps you are hooked up with a wimmin’ or two in dreamland. I dunno, you _seem_ handsome and muscley to me… I wouldn’t rule yourself out yet. Techchick, I gotta admit, it was a pretty fabulous dream. Weak legs, jello brain, the whole nine yards. I was pretty bummed when I came to my senses and realized that I hadn’t let myself go through with it in the dream. Damn subconscious. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=2)