# I had an erotic dream about a doper last night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/21 "2000-08-08T18:27:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\ ***Athena** , I’m flattered. Don’t hesitate in your next dream of me, I’ll make sure you wake up with a smile on your face (though you may have to clean the sheets the next morning…) \*\* Athena said that the guy she dreamed of had a GF. I’m led to believe you’re single at the moment, no? No comment on the dirty sheets part. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/22 "2000-08-08T18:28:20Z")
Well, if he was that good of a kisser, can I borrow him tonight? \< hehe \> ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/23 "2000-08-08T18:30:05Z")
yeah, well **ssskuggiii** , it was worth a try… ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/24 "2000-08-08T18:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*Well, if he was that good of a kisser, can I borrow him tonight? > > \< hehe \> \*\* If he shows up tonight, I’ll send him over to ya, Techy. But I’m not responsible if his girl shows up, too. You might want to lock the doors, just in case. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/25 "2000-08-08T18:43:29Z")
Sticking to the Mystery Man’s picture: Hair: Blond, black or brown? Long or short? Glasses: Yes or no? ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/26 "2000-08-08T18:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > \*\*Sticking to the Mystery Man’s picture: > > Hair: Blond, black or brown? Long or short? > Glasses: Yes or no? > \*\* You want how he looks in his picture, or what he looked like in the dream? As I mentioned, I hadn’t actually seen his picture before the dream. The dream guy and the picture look different. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/27 "2000-08-08T18:46:49Z")
Hmmm, so if he’s on the People Pages and you haven’t seen his picture before chances are he is in the latest pages and not the pages I started. That may eliminate a few. Hmmm. BTW, he’s got a girl? Ah hell, just my luck. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/28 "2000-08-08T18:52:08Z")
Athena - Now you’re just being coy. 😉 I need to know what he looks like on the People’s Pages. What he looks like in your dream helps me not at all. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/29 "2000-08-08T19:10:39Z")
Ummmmmm, Athena? I’m leaving work soon and i am sooooooo curious!!! Who is it??? Does his handle have an ‘a’ in it? ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/30 "2000-08-08T19:11:26Z")
Techchick, in actuality, I’m actually working at work, and have not had time to look at the people pages yet. Neither yours nor the new ones. I kept thinking I was gonna send a pic of myself in, but thought I should send a new pic and never did get around to taking one. So I’m the stealth Goddess, I guess. Yer right, I am being coy. Don’t ask me why, but I’m squeamish about saying just who it is. In reality, it could be any of these studly doper men. I think they’re all massively handsome. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/31 "2000-08-08T19:26:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \ Pee already, bear! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/32 "2000-08-08T19:26:33Z")
_Ahem_ Does he wear a flightsuit and have a penchant for Cinnamon Oil and old biplanes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/33 "2000-08-08T19:26:33Z")
Athena, there’s no need to be squeamish. I’m not going to…er, I mean whoever it is isn’t going to be weirded out by such flattering attention. Plus we’re all DYING to know… you can’t just start a thread like this and then not deliver the goods. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/34 "2000-08-08T19:26:33Z")
Yummy, pic on People Pages, girlfriend, more than 2000 posts. The first one who comes to mind is Coldfire. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/35 "2000-08-08T19:32:05Z")
Using stealth in the night, he swoops down invading your dreams… Pursed lips tease his female hosts… Supple hips promise a hard midnight ride… And morning won’t come 'til you do! **Chief: The Dream!** Now playing in your bedroom (check papers for local dates and times). Oh, and… > [@](#): > > \ Pee already, bear! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/36 "2000-08-08T19:48:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*yeah, well **ssskuggiii** , it was worth a try… \*\* 😛 Well, someone had to burst your bubble, so you could blow a bigger one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/37 "2000-08-08T19:49:41Z")
:shuffles her feet: well, I dunno… I’m sorta embarrassed. I mean, I don’t really LIKE this poster. Ooopps! :turns red: that’s not what I meant. I mean, I like him OK and all, he seems like a nice guy, but I never really thought of him in THAT WAY before. And I don’t wanna piss off his wife/girlfriend/woman-whose-relation-to-him-I-won’t-disclose. I can tell ya this, guys, he hasn’t shown up on this thread yet. So maybe if we all agree never to tell him I said anything… (PS, cheffy, I wish it was you! A man who can cook AND is studly in bed… \!) (Pss… chiefscott, “supple hips promise a hard midnight ride” whooohoo! I dunno whether to laugh my ass off or to go get a fan cuz it’s getting HOT in here!) ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/38 "2000-08-08T19:57:44Z")
Ah, she didn’t deny that it was Coldy Clogs. Ah-HA! If it makes you feel better, Athena, sexual dreams are usually about power. So whoever it is makes you feel either powerful (smart?) or submissive (dumb?). But I could give you a whole anaylsis in exchange for the naaaaaame… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/39 "2000-08-08T20:06:35Z")
C’mon Athena. Give. I’ve already used up what little brain power I have for the day trying to guess. You can’t leave me hanging like this. Tease. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/40 "2000-08-08T20:07:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\* > > And morning won’t come 'til you do! > > \*\* (Shakes head sadly) "oh Chief, you poor swabbie. It takes you 'til morning to get her off?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=3)