# I had an erotic dream about a doper last night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/41 "2000-08-08T20:10:42Z")
Chief, my dear. That was a dance of curious anticipation, **NOT** the PeePee Dance!! 😛 I am just fine, thank you. I went already. Several times today, in fact. Thanks for worrying about me. 😉 \ 😃 There! Now I feel better. How about _you_ Chief? 😉 LOL!! VB. I love it! I was thinking it, but you already said it, so I won’t. And, no, Chief’s not the one. Well, not the only one. Well…back to Athena. Are you going to tell us? PLEASE??? ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/42 "2000-08-08T20:21:19Z")
Well, it can’t be me. Nobody thinks of me until **after** they see the photos, and then, only momentarily, there is a smattering of oooohs and aaaahs and then … pfft! – nothing. I just want to be respected for my mind! It’s like I’m standing up against the wall in a dimly lit room that just happens to have a ReservoirDog sized and shaped pattern on the wallpaper, and people stick their heads in and look around for a second and then close the door, thinking nobody is in there, and then I just stand there and wonder what the hell am I talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/43 "2000-08-08T20:48:53Z")
Well, I might as well throw something into this thread and reinforce the truth of the hint that **Athena** ’s Mystery Date hasn’t shown up in this thread yet. I notice this thing has a 10:1 view/post ratio, too. Hardly surprising! _laughs_ So, **Athena** , you gonna spill it or what? Oooh, here’s a question. Has this person ever shown up at a Doperfest? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/44 "2000-08-08T21:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Athena \* > **…cheffy, I wish it was you! A man who can cook AND is studly in bed… \** Athena, you have my permission to have steamy dreams about me…and until you fall asleep, would you like something to eat? Like oysters? As for inserting me into your dreams, perhaps a quick re-read of your mash note would help. _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/45 "2000-08-08T22:42:15Z")
OK, I’ll throw you guys a couple more hints. I haven’t heard any guesses yet. Not much for me to say “yea” or “nay” to, is there? You all getting shy? Yes, I think he’s showed up at Dopefests. At least, I have some memory of people posting about it. I haven’t ever met him in person, but then again, whenever there’s a Denver Dopefest you all hide from me. And nope, he hasn’t shown up on this thread yet. Neither has his babe. And Cheffy, if you can make me fried oysters like I had a few weeks ago at the local fishhouse, I just may leave ol’ Mars for ya… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/46 "2000-08-08T22:48:41Z")
It’s Democritus, isn’t it. I’ll bet my last pack o’ smokes on it. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/47 "2000-08-08T23:12:51Z")
Hrm…mentioning the Denver Dopefest… I say it’s Mr. Cynical. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/48 "2000-08-08T23:13:59Z")
Satan? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/49 "2000-08-08T23:15:08Z")
Ayesha love, leaving your SO for someone who’s MARRIED is a bit short-sighted, no matter how well they cook. But we can always have a fling, and Mars can even join us…_saucy wink_ And yes, I have a delicate touch with fried oysters, which I primarily make when I have a yen for a po-boy… here’s the secret: roll them in flour, then egg wash, then (shhhh) crushed Original Potato Air Crisps. Fry in oil at 325 degrees until golden brown and drain on paper towels before stuffing into a French loaf with shredded lettuce and remoulade sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmm… works with shrimp too… Back to the OP: is it Satan? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/50 "2000-08-08T23:23:01Z")
Ack! I meant, of course, Athena, not Ayesha. I couldn’t be feeding oysters to ayesha…she lives too close to me. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/51 "2000-08-08T23:51:45Z")
Oh, I HOPE it was Satan. That would be SO funny. According to him, he can’t cheat in his sex dreams either. At least he gets to cheat in yours! _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/52 "2000-08-09T00:05:31Z")
😉 It’s Ok baby… you can tell. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/53 "2000-08-09T00:38:04Z")
Athena, Ah come on, if I am going to dream about him tonight, I need to know who he is! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/54 "2000-08-09T02:20:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Athena \* > \*\*In reality, it could be any of these studly doper men. I think they’re all massively handsome. \*\* And with that, it no longer matters. My head is swelled enough! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/55 "2000-08-09T02:21:30Z")
Ah Mr. Cynical, I think you are the darling of all the Doper Men, but of course you knew that. 😉 BTW, please check your email – Broncos! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/56 "2000-08-09T02:29:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Back to the OP: is it Satan? Now I’ve got the Church Lady going through my head: "Is it - could it be - _Sataaaaannn???_ I bet not. Athena wouldn’t have to guess if Satan’s been to Dopefests. He may not be quite the Dopefest ‘ho that, say, Falcon is, but he’s workin’ on it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/57 "2000-08-09T02:57:21Z")
Dopefest HO??? Them’s fighting words! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/58 "2000-08-09T03:47:44Z")
Mmmmmm… Athena. Soooooo nice. Too bad I don’t have \>2000 posts. ☹ As for me, I’ve had several naughty dreams about several different posters on several occasions… techchick (lil chics kick ass) SwimmingRiddles (smart chicks kick ass) Chrome Toaster (cool username) Athena (goddess factor) Ruffian (have you seen her? /s wolfwhistle) Byzantine (NORDIC WAR MAIDEN!!!) Neuro-Trash Grrl (I don’t know, forbidden fruit or something) and last but certainly not least Kyla (IMHO, hottest hottie on the Dope. That is, if one can compare one sunrise to another) I won’t get into detail, unless implored by my dopers to weave tales of passion and forbidden lust to describe the sordid childer of my imagination. Alack, alay, alas, (and so on) I have only a meager gift for wordsmithing. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/59 "2000-08-09T05:32:39Z")
Well, it’s one-thirty AM. Time to ignore the dirty dishes, strip down, and turn in… …and pray that my dreams will be visited by my phantom Philadelphian lover… …dreamy sigh… ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/60 "2000-08-09T05:36:25Z")
I, of course, have erotic dreams about matt\_mcl all the time. Maybe that’s just because he sent me a postcard from Paris. It’s one of those lesbian/gay guy fatal attraction things. andygirl [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=4)