# I had an erotic dream about a doper last night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/61 "2000-08-09T05:55:25Z")
Lexicon, So what’d I do in your dream? Make your hard drive spin faster? Get your fan to blow harder? Dial up your modem? Click your mouse a few extra times? Put a little more zip in your Zip Drive? **D** o a **V** ery sexy **D** ance? Byte you a little? Reboot your system? I could go on… \< tehe \> I will wanna know who Athena is talking about!!! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/62 "2000-08-09T05:56:57Z")
will = just UGH ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/63 "2000-08-09T06:08:20Z")
Lexi, sweetie, I’m not sure I wanted to hear that… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/64 "2000-08-09T06:13:17Z")
andy, you never told me that! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/65 "2000-08-09T06:16:24Z")
My guess is Satan. Dreaming of the devil eh? Athena, you bad girl! 😉 …but do tell us who it is, Athena… …we’re all curious… ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/66 "2000-08-09T06:18:59Z")
What can I say, matt? I’m a torrid wench. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/67 "2000-08-09T06:27:38Z")
I had a somewhat naught dream about PB. I would prob have had more about the very wonderful ladies here, but I’d rather NOT look at the pictures, so it is difficult to dream. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/68 "2000-08-09T06:44:44Z")
Thanks, Kyla. Now if I ever, by some miracle, get to meet you , all I’ll be able to say is “Guh!” or something like that. Great. You’ll probably say something like “Charmed, I’m sure.” And I’ll say “Mmm-grulp!” and have to run away. While funny, I don’t like it. Can’t you stop being so damn… so damn, so _likeable_? Just to make it easier on me? It sucks bad enough, knowing that I’ll go through life and not accomplish half of what I want to. But to know that there is someone like you out there who is so cool and so great, and knowing that this message board is as close as I’ll ever get to you, is almost more than my heart can bear. Can you just be a lil mean, just a bit, so I don’t have to weep at the thought of not knowing you? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/69 "2000-08-09T06:46:52Z")
And just to clear up… I’m not some stalker. We should all realize that this is all harmless internet flirting, and has little basis in reality. For anyone who is well-adjusted enough to not need such a ridiculous disclaimer: have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/70 "2000-08-09T07:15:43Z")
Awww. There’s one thing I can say that’s good about Lexi’s psychotic stalking - it really improves my self-esteem. 🙂 Whenever I’m feeling down, I can read his frightening ramblings, they never fail to brighten my day. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/71 "2000-08-09T14:40:21Z")
Geezzzz, back at work and still no answer about the mystery dream guy. Athena you have to say yay or nay to the guesses at least. Here’s a recap of the guesses: Satan Coldfire Mr. Cynical Democritus ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/72 "2000-08-09T15:03:25Z")
There’s no chance it’s me, yet I am still all atwitter waiting to find out who the mystery man is. Either that, or my secret plan to invade people’s subconscious thoughts and take over the world is working…but, I’ve said too much. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/73 "2000-08-09T15:04:02Z")
Bingo! You guys guessed! Way to go! (hehehheheeeee) ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/74 "2000-08-09T15:09:19Z")
Ohh, i get it. Wow must have been an exciting dream. 4 guy dopers and you. Wow! Pretty cool everyone guessed right. So, did you take turns with them or did you kind of all go at it at once? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/75 "2000-08-09T15:09:56Z")
It’s Demo. Guaranteed. ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/76 "2000-08-09T15:14:36Z")
Now I’m positive it was me. I know my post count isnt _quite_ up there, but one can easily be confused. I dont post very often, but I’m not surprised people are having dreams about me. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/77 "2000-08-09T15:53:23Z")
Great, we guessed. SO WHICH ONE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/78 "2000-08-09T16:31:27Z")
OK, Athena. That was just evil. EVIL!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/79 "2000-08-09T16:33:44Z")
Then she won’t be the first \ ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/80 "2000-08-09T16:35:33Z")
Hmmm… I’m thinking I can use this to my advantage. My name _never_ shows up in any of those “crush” threads, or “favorite poster” threads, or any such stuff. Maybe with some sucking up I could be pursuaded to narrow it down from those 4 names… BTW, the mystery man still hasn’t shown up on this thread. He obviously remembers the dream and doesn’t want his girlfriend/wife/name-the-relation to find out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=5)