# I had an erotic dream about a doper last night... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579 "2000-08-08T16:57:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/101 "2000-08-09T20:02:42Z")
Hahah! I guessed right! DAMN I’M GOOD!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/102 "2000-08-09T22:18:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Athena \* > \*\*Actually, Democritus, according to your pic you look a lot like my significant other, so if it’s any consolation you’re right up there on my hunk list. > \*\* Aahhh, i am consoled indeed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/103 "2000-08-09T22:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > **Now that I think about it, I will just have to have a Roman Orgy dream that includes all the men of the Straight Dope.** You stole my idea. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/104 "2000-08-09T23:21:59Z")
matt, don’t you mean that you would want a Greek orgy? Despite their many and varied perversions, the Romans were mostly straight. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/105 "2000-08-10T06:19:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*matt, don’t you mean that you would want a Greek orgy? Despite their many and varied perversions, the Romans were mostly straight. \*\* Yeah, matt, hear that? Romans weren’t into “perversions” like yours. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/106 "2000-08-10T07:40:38Z")
Sorry if I gave the wrong impression there… I don’t consider homosexuality any worse than, say, heterosexuality. By using the word “perversion”, I didn’t mean to imply that it was wrong, just that it’s not mainstream in our society. No hard feelings? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/107 "2000-08-10T08:00:15Z")
Athena, you said the dream guy looks different in real life. So, how did I look different in your dream? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/108 "2000-08-10T10:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*matt, don’t you mean that you would want a Greek orgy? Despite their many and varied perversions, the Romans were mostly straight. \*\* Umm…what?? Not if the Twelve Caesars were any indication! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/109 "2000-08-10T11:01:05Z")
Ha,this is a fun thread. Strange thing is I also had a dream about a Doper the other night. Sorta like yours, Athena, with proclamations that although we loved each other, we also loved our SO/hubby. Lots of hugs and tears, etc. The difference is that I _don’t remember_ who the guy was. Damn, I wish I knew who it was…He was a real hunk in the dream… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/110 "2000-08-10T11:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > \*\*As for me, I’ve had several naughty dreams about several different posters on several occasions… > > SwimmingRiddles (smart chicks kick ass) \*\* So I was kicking your ass in this dream? You’re into that? Jeez, Lexi, you’ve got issues. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/111 "2000-08-10T13:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \* > \*\*Ha,this is a fun thread. Strange thing is I also had a dream about a Doper the other night. Sorta like yours, Athena, with proclamations that although we loved each other, we also loved our SO/hubby. Lots of hugs and tears, etc. The difference is that I _don’t remember_ who the guy was. Damn, I wish I knew who it was…He was a real hunk in the dream… \*\* That’s OK Trouble. This way each poster can assume it was him. And considering that you mentioned me in your list on the People’s Pages thread, I figure I’ve got a fair shot. Wooohoo. My mind control post worked. I promise only to use my powers for good. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/112 "2000-08-10T14:40:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\*Athena, you said the dream guy looks different in real life. So, how did I look different in your dream? \*\* Well, ummm… you looked like Satan in my dream. Or at least, what Satan would look like if he were 22 years old and lifted weights six hours a day. Oh wait, that really _is_ what you look like, isn’t it, Freaky? All you guys look like that, right? My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/113 "2000-08-10T15:14:15Z")
Count me in as one who has had erotic dreams about a Doper (or two or three). Believe me, significant other or not, there was NO holding back! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/114 "2000-08-10T15:36:08Z")
Alright, Diane, now YOU have to spill. No fair admitting guilt and not the crime… ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/115 "2000-08-10T16:10:58Z")
Heck, I ain’t bashful. Back on the old AOL board I had a rather romantically, sweet dream about Stevicus. That reminds me, I need to send him an e-mail. I miss him. ☹ Most recently I had a dream about DRY. This one is a little cryptic. I was sitting on my floor putting a jigsaw puzzle together (I am thinking that I somehow put this into my dream because I have a puzzle of a scene that depicts Shakespeare quotes, although that wasn’t the puzzle in my dream). I couldn’t find a piece of the puzzle so I opened the door and called DRY. He came into the house to help me find the piece and instead we ended up getting [Elaine voice on] hot and heavy {Elaine voice off] next to a little river up a canyon. That is really the only one I remember the details clearly. I did have a rather naughty dream about Demo (sorry Psycat, you were no where to be found ::: d&r ::: ). The only details I remember about this one had something to do with dripping ice all over the couch. I think this one has to do with the fact that I really liked hearing about Demo cleaning the house. Hell, a guy who is damn cute AND cleans house?!?!? What girl wouldn’t get horny? I while back I had a dream about a group of Dopers. As hard as I tried, I never could remember the details. I vaguely remember that Byz was there and I think Mull and other women and guys from the SDMB. I think it was rated R or a mild X, I dunno, I just remember it was pretty good. DAMN I really wish I could remember dreams better! It’s weird how you remember them so well when you wake up but then they vanish so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/116 "2000-08-10T16:16:09Z")
Please don’t beat me up Psycat. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/117 "2000-08-10T16:18:59Z")
I’d like to volunteer my services anytime your dreams need a biker with a great moustache! later, Tom ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/118 "2000-08-10T16:55:47Z")
Mmmmmmmmm bike and a moustache. . . . Who needs to go to sleep to get the image. Wide awake fantasies work just as well. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/119 "2000-08-11T07:30:54Z")
–King Lear, Act 4, Scene vi [Redd Foxx voice, clutching chest]: “You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you, honey!” [/Redd Foxx voice] “If it were now to die, 'Twere now to be most happy; for, I fear, My soul hath her content so absolute That not another comfort like to this Succeeds in unknown fate.” –Othello, Act 2, Scene i > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Most recently I had a dream about DRY. This one is a little cryptic. I was sitting on my floor putting a jigsaw puzzle together (I am thinking that I somehow put this into my dream because I have a puzzle of a scene that depicts Shakespeare quotes, although that wasn’t the puzzle in my dream). I couldn’t find a piece of the puzzle so I opened the door and called DRY. He came into the house to help me find the piece and instead we ended up getting [Elaine voice on] hot and heavy {Elaine voice off] next to a little river up a canyon. > \*\* Pardon me… OK, I’m back from my mast…ice-cold shower now. 😛 Hey! Ugly guys of the world! See what happens when you’ve got the sense NOT to put a picture up at the people pages? Diane would NEVER have had this dream about me if she knew what I looked like! On the other hand, seeing Diane’s picture at the people pages makes me wish this WEREN’T a dream: “There’s language in her eye, her cheek, her lip, Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out At every joint and motive of her body.” –Troilus and Cressida, Act 4, Scene v (Aside)[sub] Although, I couldn’t help but notice: Stevicus gets the “romantically sweet” dream. Demo gets “rather naughty one”. What do I get? “Cryptic”! What am I, a cypher or something?[/sub] Nonetheless: Diane, I would love to get hot and heavy with you and overlow my damned up river into your canyon! [sub]I can’t believe I used that pathetic line in front of 8000+ dopers![/sub] I suspect I know what \*\*I’ll \*\* be dreaming about tonight, Diane: “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes” –Much Ado About Nothing (SIGH!!), Act 5, Scene ii But alas: “Thus have I had thee, as a dream doth flatter, In sleep a king, but waking no such matter.” ☹ –Sonnet 87 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579/120 "2000-08-11T07:55:17Z")
I checked this whole thread for my name. ☹ Did I overlook it, or is it not on here anywhere? Oh well… :::sigh::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-an-erotic-dream-about-a-doper-last-night/28579.md?page=7)