# I had Botox injected into my testicles **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [January 4, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394 "2006-01-04T14:57:02Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/1 "2006-01-04T14:57:02Z")
No more wrinkles for me - now they’re nice and smooth and shiny. Puff your cheeks full of air. That’s _just_ what they look like. Yup. ---
### Author: ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/2 "2006-01-04T15:08:43Z")
Why? ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/3 "2006-01-04T15:13:52Z")
> [@brujo](#): > > Why? They were wrinkled, and it was making me feel old. ---
### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/4 "2006-01-04T15:14:51Z")
You go, girl. :dubious: ---
### Author: ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/5 "2006-01-04T15:15:22Z")
Is your nickname “numbnuts” now? ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/6 "2006-01-04T15:16:32Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Is your nickname “numbnuts” now? Yes. Ahem. 😃 ---
### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/7 "2006-01-04T15:20:37Z")
That’s… fantastic. Truly wonderful. _slow clap_ _cough_ ---
### Author: ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/8 "2006-01-04T15:22:47Z")
Best. Thread. Title. Ever. ---
### Author: ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/9 "2006-01-04T15:22:55Z")
Are they “smooth as eggs”? ---
### Author: ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/10 "2006-01-04T15:25:57Z")
Ya gonna give the little lady a ‘botox injection’ tonight then? ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/11 "2006-01-04T15:28:14Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > Are they “smooth as eggs”? More like plums. ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/12 "2006-01-04T15:31:40Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Ya gonna give the little lady a ‘botox injection’ tonight then? Maybe not tonight. As I mentioned in my last response, they’re like plums: the swelling should go down in a couple days, and I think they’ll return to their _natural color_. ---
### Author: ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/13 "2006-01-04T15:32:48Z")
So hey Winston, how they hangin’? ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/14 "2006-01-04T15:41:30Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > So hey Winston, how they hangin’? They’re not really hangin’ at all, at the moment. They’re sort of sticking up and out, as if suspended by a tiny, invisible push-up bra (for testicles). ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/15 "2006-01-04T15:54:05Z")
You had botox injections into your _brain_. No wonder you are suddenly posting with more clarity ! 😃 ---
### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/16 "2006-01-04T15:54:18Z")
And next your penis will get a facelift? ---
### Author: ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/17 "2006-01-04T15:57:49Z")
I need no further proof that Winston Smith is a white dude. Y’all crazy. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/18 "2006-01-04T15:58:21Z")
Maybe you should get your pubes styled too. ---
### Author: ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/19 "2006-01-04T15:59:49Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > You had botox injections into your _brain_. > No wonder you are suddenly posting with more clarity ! > 😃 HEY! I resemble that remark! ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/20 "2006-01-04T16:01:31Z")
If you stuck a rough diamond up your bunghole and then did a botox injection into your anus, by the time the stuff wore off, you’d have a diamond. Profit! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394.md?page=2)