# I had Botox injected into my testicles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394 "2006-01-04T14:57:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/21 "2006-01-04T16:02:18Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> And next your penis will get a facelift?
Not likely. I’m quite satisfied with the overall… You know. It was just the _wrinkles_ that needed to be…
Addressed.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/22 "2006-01-04T16:04:48Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> If you stuck a rough diamond up your bunghole and then did a botox injection into your anus, by the time the stuff wore off, you’d have a diamond. Profit!
Heh. You said _anus_. Snicker.
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/23 "2006-01-04T16:05:06Z")
So I guess the vasectomy’s no longer necessary, mm?
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/24 "2006-01-04T16:05:07Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> Not likely. I’m quite satisfied with the overall… You know. It was just the _wrinkles_ that needed to be…
>
> Addressed.
Addressed?
Don’t tell me your mailing out your wedding tackle. How many stamps do you have to lick to stick on your pecker for package deliver? And, if you get insurance and your pecker is lost,do you get a new trouser snake or what?
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/25 "2006-01-04T16:06:38Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> Heh. You said _anus_. Snicker.
Two words that should never be in the same sentance: Anus & Snicker.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/26 "2006-01-04T16:09:13Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Addressed?
> How many stamps do you have to lick to stick on your pecker for package deliver?
A LOT. 😃
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/27 "2006-01-04T16:12:29Z")
> [@AHunter3](#):
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> So I guess the vasectomy’s no longer necessary, mm?
The [vasectomy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=337289&highlight=vasectomy) is _in the bag_. Um. In a manner of speaking. Ahem.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/28 "2006-01-04T16:21:49Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> A LOT. 😃
You’re a cheap date!
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/29 "2006-01-04T17:04:50Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> … and then did a botox injection into your anus…
Can you imagine the speed at which a doctor would run away immediately after injecting an anus with botox? He might as well stick a balloon with a needle and try and outrun the pop.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/30 "2006-01-04T17:26:21Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Two words that should never be in the same sentance: Anus & Snicker.
“DOODY!” – _Caddy Shack_
Now I’m all hungry…
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/31 "2006-01-04T17:45:43Z")
Some times you wrinkle like a nut… some times you don’t.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/32 "2006-01-04T18:01:07Z")
Hmmm…are we certain that **Winston** didn’t leave his computer logged on to the Dope while he went to a meeting?
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/33 "2006-01-04T18:09:04Z")
> [@](#):
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> I had Botox injected into my testicles
>
> * * *
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> No more wrinkles for me - now they’re nice and smooth and shiny.
Your testicles were wrinkled? Testicles? The sack I could understand, but if you got wrinkley balls, you ARE old. And if you let somebody stick a needle in your testes, you ARE nuts. Smooth ones, maybe, but nuts nonetheless.
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### Author:  [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/34 "2006-01-04T19:02:32Z")
It’s funny, **Hal** , I thought the same thing when I first saw this thread.
So, **Winston** , Have you been having any personal relations with farm animals that we should be aware of? 😃
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### Author:  [@Azadeh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azadeh)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/35 "2006-01-04T19:21:37Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> as if suspended by a tiny, invisible push-up bra (for testicles).
Worst.
Mental.
Picture.
Ever.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/36 "2006-01-04T19:36:46Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Hmmm…are we certain that **Winston** didn’t leave his computer logged on to the Dope while he went to a meeting?
No. If that were the case, I’m sure they would have posted something about you & Sheep.
😃
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/37 "2006-01-04T19:39:16Z")
> [@](#):
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> Quote:
> Originally Posted by Winston Smith
> as if suspended by a tiny, invisible push-up bra (for testicles).
> Worst.
> Mental.
> Picture.
> Ever.
**Testicleavage!!**
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### Author:  [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/38 "2006-01-04T19:39:17Z")
Now all you need is a Brazilian bikini wax.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/39 "2006-01-04T19:39:37Z")
Two words for your partner: Botulism jizm.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/40 "2006-01-04T19:41:47Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#):
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> Your testicles were wrinkled? Testicles? The sack I could understand, but if you got wrinkley balls, you ARE old. And if you let somebody stick a needle in your testes, you ARE nuts. Smooth ones, maybe, but nuts nonetheless.
OK, OK. I said _testicles_ when I should have said _balls_. Sue me. By the way: your epidermis is showing.
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