# I had Botox injected into my testicles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394 "2006-01-04T14:57:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/41 "2006-01-04T19:47:04Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#):
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> It’s funny, **Hal** , I thought the same thing when I first saw this thread.
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> So, **Winston** , Have you been having any personal relations with farm animals that we should be aware of? 😃
Oh, that’s baa-aad.
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### Author:  [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/42 "2006-01-04T19:48:37Z")
I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/43 "2006-01-04T19:51:40Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#):
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> I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…
All right, all right. I think _everyone_ knew what I meant. That’s enough talk about my balls, and my scrotum. Let’s get back to the subject at hand, which was, um…
Ahem. Carry on.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/44 "2006-01-04T19:57:49Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> **Testicleavage!!**
**Breasticles!!**
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/45 "2006-01-04T20:12:21Z")
> [@lieu](#):
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> And next your penis will get a facelift?
He should just get a [Tug-Ahoy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=43031)
😃
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/46 "2006-01-04T20:15:01Z")
> [@dogbutler](#):
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> He should just get a [Tug-Ahoy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=43031)
> 😃
Can we **please**. just **once** , have a conversation about our _man-gear_ without someone invoking the name **Jack Dean Tyler**? :smack:
😃
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/47 "2006-01-04T21:12:56Z")
Our man gear? **Our** man gear? You got a community package there, Mr. Smith? If so, make sure needles never get near my portion. Not that I _want_ a portion. Why don’t you just hold on to it for me. Not _for_ me, I mean instead of me. Not instead, I mean - hey!, don’t hold it like that, you’re making me nervous. You could put somebody’s eye out with that thing. If they get really close. Really, really close.
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/48 "2006-01-04T21:59:14Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#):
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> I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…
Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/49 "2006-01-04T22:08:16Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?
That’s what makes it feel like it’s someone else.
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/50 "2006-01-04T22:14:18Z")
“Your little setback of my operations in Monaco was quite amusing, Mr. Bond, but I assure you the scrotum is in the other hand now.”
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/51 "2006-01-04T22:24:31Z")
Did the botox make the scrotum hair stick straight out? Because that would be cool! 😃
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/52 "2006-01-04T22:38:12Z")
Now he just needs [these](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/susie_derkins21/stickers.jpg) and he’s set!
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### Author:  [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/53 "2006-01-04T22:58:21Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Now he just needs [these](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/susie_derkins21/stickers.jpg) and he’s set!
I thought that was gonna be a link to a picture of those testicle dishes someone posted about a while back.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/54 "2006-01-05T01:09:13Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?
He doesn’t like it when you talk about him like he’s not there…
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/55 "2006-01-05T02:21:47Z")
According to [Botox Cosmetic](http://www.botoxcosmetic.com/how_botox_works/before_after.aspx):
> [@](#):
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> If you’re planning on trying BOTOX® Cosmetic, you might want to take pictures of yourself before your first treatment. Then a week later, take new pictures so you can see the results. Your doctor might even do this as part of the procedure. Chances are, you’ll like what you see!
So did you opt for the 8 x 10 glossies?
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/56 "2006-01-05T02:27:51Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> So did you opt for the 8 x 10 glossies?
I did! I set one of the better shots as the desktop wallpaper for my IT Department (I used Group Policy, so they can’t change it).
Aren’t digital cameras just _the best_?
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### Author:  [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/57 "2006-01-05T02:50:41Z")
I burning your testicles.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/58 "2006-01-05T02:52:47Z")
> [@silenus](#):
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> Did the botox make the scrotum hair stick straight out? Because that would be cool! 😃
Pretty much. The overall effect is similar to having “goose bumps”.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/59 "2006-01-05T05:43:26Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Are they “smooth as eggs”?
…do you suck balls?
…morespecifically…do you suck THESE balls?
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### Author:  [@The\_Blonde\_Bomber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blonde_Bomber)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/60 "2006-01-05T07:05:24Z")
This is one of the reasons I love this board. I couldn’t even make this stuff up.
But, I have to ask… why? How wrinkled does a scrotum have to be? I can’t think of any wrinklage down there that would make me want a couple of smooth, rounded plums in my drawers. Not to mention the needle injection to make them smooth.
Never mind. I don’t want to know.
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