# I had Botox injected into my testicles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394 "2006-01-04T14:57:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/61 "2006-01-05T07:40:02Z")
Never Mind The Botox, Here’s The Sex Pistols!
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/62 "2006-01-05T12:09:27Z")
HAH!
One of the google ads is **Shaving Private Ryan**.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/63 "2006-01-05T14:05:16Z")
> [@The Blonde Bomber](#):
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> How wrinkled does a scrotum have to be?
Well, that’s the point. It is my contention that my scrotum need not be wrinkled _at all_.
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### Author:  [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/64 "2006-01-05T14:17:58Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#):
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> Well, that’s the point. It is my contention that my scrotum need not be wrinkled _at all_.
That’s what you get from a lifetime of frowning. No wonder you needed Botox.
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/65 "2006-01-05T14:18:53Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> …do you suck balls?
> …morespecifically…do you suck THESE balls?
Glad that someone else got that.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/66 "2006-01-06T06:39:50Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Glad that someone else got that.
i get your user name too.
one of the best comic strips ever.
and i’ve read some of your posts before joining…and when i see your name and think about your sexual exploits, miss kinky, it makes me wanna love you forever and see the comics in a new way.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/67 "2006-01-06T14:54:22Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> i get your user name too.
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> one of the best comic strips ever.
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> and i’ve read some of your posts before joining…and when i see your name and think about your sexual exploits, miss kinky, it makes me wanna love you forever and see the comics in a new way.
Jeez. Get a _room_. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/68 "2006-01-06T15:10:56Z")
Up next… **Winston** takes ol’ one-eye to the optometrist.
I respectfully suggest going with the plastic lens if needed
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/69 "2006-01-06T15:15:38Z")
> [@Salem](#):
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> Up next… **Winston** takes ol’ one-eye to the optometrist.
> I respectfully suggest going with the plastic lens if needed
Does one-eye get a 50% discount? AH-HA-HA. Ugh.
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### Author:  [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/70 "2006-01-06T15:32:44Z")
I’d like to point out that Botox wouldn’t actually do anything about the wrinkliness of the scrotum. Completely different than facial wrinkles.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/71 "2006-01-06T16:13:53Z")
> [@Excalibre](#):
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> I’d like to point out that Botox wouldn’t actually do anything about the wrinkliness of the scrotum. Completely different than facial wrinkles.
Well, my smooth, shiny plums say different.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/72 "2006-01-06T16:20:57Z")
I don’t get it. Why? Does injecting your genitals with Botox render you hung like a horse?
(I ask because injecting it in your face makes you look like a horse).
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/73 "2006-01-06T16:25:36Z")
> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Does injecting your genitals with Botox render you hung like a horse?
It helps if you start off that way. 😃
(Sorry. Couldn’t resist)
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/74 "2006-01-06T19:45:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> hung like a horse
Thi phrase always give me a mental picture of a horse with a sturdy noose secured around his neck and a blinfold over his eyes, balancing precariously on the shoulders of a cowboy. Someone slaps the cowboy in the ass, he takes off running and the horse - well, the horse goes off to glory (at a breakneck pace).
That or a honkin’ big man tool.
Depends on the mood, I guess.
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/75 "2006-01-06T20:48:39Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#):
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> Thi phrase always give me a mental picture of a horse with a sturdy noose secured around his neck and a blinfold over his eyes, balancing precariously on the shoulders of a cowboy. \
That would be _hanged_ like a horse, **Doc**. Not _hung_ like a horse.
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### Author:  [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/76 "2006-01-06T20:52:36Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#):
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> Thi phrase always give me a mental picture of a horse with a sturdy noose secured around his neck and a blinfold over his eyes, balancing precariously on the shoulders of a cowboy. Someone slaps the cowboy in the ass, he takes off running and the horse - well, the horse goes off to glory (at a breakneck pace).
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> That or a honkin’ big man tool.
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> Depends on the mood, I guess.
Odd, I’ve never found myself in the mood for the first one.
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### Author:  [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-botox-injected-into-my-testicles/338394/77 "2006-01-06T21:17:48Z")
Didn’t Chappelle do this joke in his stand-up special?
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