# I had no idea boobs could do that **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 21, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839 "2010-02-21T02:57:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/1 "2010-02-21T02:57:50Z")
In case you were wondering, this is how you turn some boobs inside-out. NSFW: [http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/Smutty/skydiving-naked.jpg](http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/Smutty/skydiving-naked.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/2 "2010-02-21T03:01:33Z")
That’s the oddest thing I’ve ever seen. Did that happen because those women had implants? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/3 "2010-02-21T03:02:42Z")
I’m scared. Is it… disturbing? Should I? Shouldn’t I? A clue? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/4 "2010-02-21T03:04:11Z")
Here is the [brain bleach](http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj155/Reaganstorme/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg). There’s plenty for everyone. **Alice** , it’s not disturbing, just strange. Keep the brain bleach handy just in case though. I’ve seen this once and don’t think I’ll be needing to remember it, so I bleached it away. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/5 "2010-02-21T03:06:12Z")
Ew. Well, I did not know they could do that, either. I don’t think I’ll go naked skydiving any time soon. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/6 "2010-02-21T03:11:02Z")
Thankfully, it appears the male junk is not thus affected. ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/7 "2010-02-21T03:14:40Z")
I wish I still didn’t know they could do that. :-/ ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/8 "2010-02-21T03:26:02Z")
How can that not be painful? My boobs hurt just to squish them a little, I can’t imagine what skydiving would feel like. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/9 "2010-02-21T03:54:04Z")
It looks as if these things can potentially be used as suction cups… possibly for wall climbing? I’m thinking the pic is faked. There are surprisingly few naked skydiving pics out there, but no others look like that, ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/10 "2010-02-21T03:55:55Z")
Yeah… I have to say, I’m a little suspicious. That _could_ be Photoshopped, though it’d be hard. Especially the woman on the right. ---
**Author:** ![Waffle\_Decider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/77aa72/32.png) [@Waffle\_Decider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waffle_Decider)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/11 "2010-02-21T04:21:19Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Thankfully, it appears the male junk is not thus affected. Not like that, no, but in a different, more entertaining kind of way : [NSFW Youtube video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsg2s1mE0Y) ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/12 "2010-02-21T04:29:37Z")
The kid from the Nirvana album is all growed up. Plus the boobs like like space shuttle engines. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/13 "2010-02-21T04:33:50Z")
Naked skydiving sounds like a severe risk of windburn. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/14 "2010-02-21T05:27:37Z")
Those look like pretty old boobs. I doubt newer models have that feature, given there isn’t as much slack. ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/15 "2010-02-21T05:36:47Z")
Seems to me that the photo just caught the boobs mid-flap. Like a flag in the wind. I’m pretty sure my relatively firm boobs would make a shape like that at some point in winds that strong. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/16 "2010-02-21T05:43:14Z")
The thing I really like about the word “boobs” is that it’s got two O’s in the middle. Boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/17 "2010-02-21T06:57:58Z")
Gonna need some brain bleach for that. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/18 "2010-02-21T07:08:39Z")
I would think it would be uncomfortable… and just how comfortable would it be for poor Mr Happy and friends to be flapping in the breeze:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/19 "2010-02-21T07:14:56Z")
What’s up with the veins on their legs? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/20 "2010-02-21T07:39:32Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Thankfully, it appears the male junk is not thus affected. It looks shrunken from the cold. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839.md?page=2)