# I had no idea boobs could do that **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 21, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839 "2010-02-21T02:57:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jorge\_Burrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Jorge\_Burrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorge_Burrito)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/41 "2010-02-24T00:43:51Z")
Ahhh boobs, is there anything they can’t do? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/42 "2010-02-24T15:05:11Z")
> [@RainGrowsBrite](#): > > I believe the boob part of the picture… but it seems to me that the peens was photoshopped in. Cuz I just dont buy that… scientifically speaking. Me too. I find that hard to believe as well. It really stretches whats physically possible IMO. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/43 "2010-02-24T15:09:13Z")
> [@Pullet](#): > > Seems to me that the photo just caught the boobs mid-flap. Like a flag in the wind. I’m pretty sure my relatively firm boobs would make a shape like that at some point in winds that strong. OK, I’ll take the bullet. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/44 "2010-02-24T15:40:36Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I think those are just ripples of skin blown by the wind, caught mid-flap by the camera flash. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/45 "2010-02-24T16:27:48Z")
Are we sure those gal’s boobs don’t look like that all the time? Perhaps their nipples always have that gazebo thing workin’ for them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/46 "2010-02-24T17:21:32Z")
OMFG. Just… wow. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/47 "2010-02-24T20:28:26Z")
Maybe her implants got sucked out by the negative air pressure above. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/48 "2010-02-24T20:45:14Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Maybe her implants got sucked out by the negative air pressure above. Thats an oft neglected aerodynamic principle that Boob Noulli came up with many years ago. His much more famous brother Bern Noulli came up with a similar one. Unfortunate for Boob, the lack of silicone, high speed cameras, aircraft, and the social mores of the time prevented him from finding any proof for of his ahead of his time theories. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/49 "2010-02-24T21:21:53Z")
> [@Jorge\_Burrito](#): > > Ahhh boobs, is there anything they can’t do? Mine know several amusing parlour tricks. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/50 "2010-02-25T01:42:07Z")
regarding the video, the elephant really, really, cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/51 "2010-02-25T02:25:44Z")
This sort of boob behavior is news to you people? For Og’s sake, have none of you ever used a shop vac set to blow instead of suck during sex play? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/52 "2010-02-25T14:05:52Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > For Og’s sake, have none of you ever used a shop vac set to blow instead of suck during sex play? Shop vac for sex play? You’ve been at that prison too long, Bud… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/53 "2010-02-26T06:30:56Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > This sort of boob behavior is news to you people? > > For Og’s sake, have none of you ever used a shop vac set to blow instead of suck during sex play? I think you misunderstand the meaning of a “blow” job. Ask your clients. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/54 "2010-02-26T06:33:35Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > This sort of boob behavior is news to you people? > > For Og’s sake, have none of you ever used a shop vac set to blow instead of suck during sex play? > [@Pullet](#): > > Seems to me that the photo just caught the boobs mid-flap. Like a flag in the wind. I’m pretty sure my relatively firm boobs would make a shape like that at some point in winds that strong. I think I’m safe - at my advanced age, they could serve as backup chutes. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/55 "2010-02-26T13:27:08Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I think you misunderstand the meaning of a “blow” job. Ask your clients. I think you misunderstand the joys of pneumourethritis. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/56 "2010-02-26T15:50:58Z")
Get out more bleach. Now I wonder what a naked very fat woman would look like doing that. It would not be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/57 "2010-02-27T14:05:31Z")
> [@Jorge\_Burrito](#): > > Ahhh boobs, is there anything they can’t do? [Apparently not…](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7318788/Womans-size-D-breast-implants-save-her-from-gunshot.html) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/58 "2010-02-28T03:57:45Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I think I’m safe - at my advanced age, they could serve as backup chutes. A pair-achute? ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/59 "2010-02-28T05:18:26Z")
I’ve seen at least two vids of naked women skydiving. The boobs flap. A lot. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839/60 "2010-02-28T06:06:06Z")
> [@RainGrowsBrite](#): > > I believe the boob part of the picture… but it seems to me that the peens was photoshopped in. Cuz I just dont buy that… scientifically speaking. The penis was probably in mid-flap too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-boobs-could-do-that/529839.md?page=2)