# I had no idea eggnog was so unhealthy.

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**Created:** [December 5, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880 "2007-12-05T04:13:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/1 "2007-12-05T04:13:57Z")

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I used to hate eggnog, but now I love it. I mean, it’s fucking nog… It was only a matter of time.

So, the Hood brand eggnog had 180 calories. Not so bad… except that was one serving, and the 10 oz container had 4 servings… :smack: It was also a grand total of 104% daily satured fat allotment.

Oh well. It was delicious.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/2 "2007-12-05T04:26:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
I used to hate eggnog, but now I love it. I mean, it’s fucking nog… It was only a matter of time.

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What IS “nog,” anyway?

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/3 "2007-12-05T04:32:09Z")

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> An article by Nanna Rognvaldardottir, an Icelandic food expert, states that the drink adopted the nog part of its name from the word noggin, a middle English phrase used to describe a small, wooden, carved mug used to serve alcohol in.

]([Eggnog - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog))  
Plausible, I suppose…

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**Author:** ![RedRosesForMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/4 "2007-12-05T04:58:25Z")

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I dunno about the above link, but I’d heard nog came from a generic term for alcohol. I suppose it would fit in with the above etymology, though.

But, yeah, egg nog, though delicious, will kill you. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/5 "2007-12-05T05:20:31Z")

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Especially _my_ eggnog.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/6 "2007-12-05T06:17:02Z")

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If it ain’t the calories, it’s the cholesterol.  
If it ain’t the cholesterol, it’s the sugar.  
If it ain’t the sugar, it’s the alcohol.  
If it ain’t the alcohol, it’s the salmonella (possible if you make your own and don’t cook it hot enough or at all).

Egg nog has probably killed as many people as cigarettes. It ought to have been banned decades ago except it _just tastes too friggn yummy_.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/7 "2007-12-05T06:23:08Z")

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Nog is the produce of Naugahyde Cows, who are regularly milked to produce this tasty, but lethal holiday treat. When they are too old to be produce nog, their hides are harvested for furniture covering.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/8 "2007-12-05T06:35:27Z")

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Speaking of egg nog, has anyone tried Edy’s new Egg Nog Ice Cream flavor? I saw it in the store today and I really wanted to try it, but it only comes in that huge container so if it’s really bad I’d rather not waste the money.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/9 "2007-12-05T06:37:35Z")

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Mmmm, eggnog! It’s always been too sweet and thick for me, so as a kid, I used to mix it with either half milk or half Sprite. Tasty goodness!

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/10 "2007-12-05T11:40:52Z")

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Martha Stewart has the best 'nog [recipe](http://www.recipezaar.com/148066) to be found anywhere.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/11 "2007-12-05T12:24:23Z")

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I don’t love egg nog (although I have an unfortunate weakness for hot buttered rum), but we just got an exciting and yummy new “spicy egg nog” flavored coffee in my office that looks to be my afternoon treat of choice for the next month.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/12 "2007-12-05T12:34:48Z")

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[The Online Etymology Dictionary](http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?l=e&p=2) says:

> [@](#):
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> Egg nog is Amer.Eng. c.1775, from nog “strong ale,”

[Allwords.com](http://Allwords.com) echos that:

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> nog1  
> noun
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> ```
> 1. An alcoholic drink made with whipped eggs; an egg nog.
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> ```
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> Etymology: 19c; 17c, meaning ‘a variety of strong ale’.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/13 "2007-12-05T13:58:58Z")

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Huh. I thought it was a variation on grog, which generally meant rum. Learn something new every day.

And yes, it’s very bad for you. Remind me to pick some up after work today.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/14 "2007-12-05T14:05:20Z")

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I love eggnog. I don’t care that it’s unhealthy. Eggnog is an essential and inseparable part of the holiday season. You will pry the nog from my cold, dead, nog-covered hands.

Back. away. from. the. nog.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/15 "2007-12-05T14:14:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Martha Stewart has the best 'nog recipe to be found anywhere.  
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Damn but I hope it’s from prison requiring a toilet bowl and a sock.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/16 "2007-12-05T14:23:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]  
I used to mix it with either half milk or half Sprite. Tasty goodness!  
[/QUOTE]  
What?! _Sprite_?

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/17 "2007-12-05T14:23:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Martha Stewart has the best 'nog [recipe](http://www.recipezaar.com/148066) to be found anywhere.  
[/QUOTE]

What do you suppose the word “inches” means in this paragraph?

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> Just before serving, beat egg whites until stiff. Fold into mixture. Whip remaining 1/2 quart heavy cream until stiff, and fold inches Sprinkle with nutmeg.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/18 "2007-12-05T14:29:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
What do you suppose the word “inches” means in this paragraph?  
[/QUOTE]

Into mixture? It’s the only thing that would make any sense.

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/19 "2007-12-05T14:35:15Z")

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[QUOTE=danceswithcats]  
Nog is the produce of Naugahyde Cows, who are regularly milked to produce this tasty, but lethal holiday treat. When they are too old to be produce nog, their hides are harvested for furniture covering.  
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And they go on to their heavenly reward in [this place](http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Vinalhaven,+ME,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title).

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-eggnog-was-so-unhealthy/428880/20 "2007-12-05T14:37:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
What do you suppose the word “inches” means in this paragraph?  
[/QUOTE]

I think “in” got converted to “in.” due to the following uppercase “Sprinkle”; then “in.” was taken as an abbreviation and thus converted to “inches”.

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