# I had SEX! (TMI, duh.) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 21, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148 "2005-02-21T08:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/1 "2005-02-21T08:25:34Z")
And, my virginity is gone the way of the dodo. I picked up an attractive actor at a cast party and now I’m one very pleased young woman. So I’m throwing a little self-congratulatory party. _throws confetti_ I’M HOT AND I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT, YESSS!! It was five o’clock in the morning and we were on a fluorescent-lit dorm sofa, but the fellow was _fabulous_ and so was the encounter. Much more so than I expected, considering that I’d been psyching myself up for pain, pain, discomfort, pain, nervousness, and PAIN, but it only hurt for a minute or so, and then _boy_, was it fun. I am doing _that_ again! Er, you may return to your normal daily routine. …I had SEX! WOO-HOO! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/2 "2005-02-21T08:29:29Z")
Congrats. Um… whee? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/3 "2005-02-21T08:42:46Z")
Attractive woman manages to get laid. In other news, dog bites man, Pope confirms Catholic tendencies, bear indicates lack of interest in toilet facilities… ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/4 "2005-02-21T09:30:42Z")
Damn guys. don’t rain on the parade! 🙂 Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/5 "2005-02-21T09:38:36Z")
OK! so you’ve had sex. You’re still not a woman though because you haven’t been with me… 😉😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/6 "2005-02-21T09:38:48Z")
Hoo boy, starting a thread like that with your user name? Get ready for LOTS of crap. 😛 _and yes, I know the real reason for that handle_ ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/7 "2005-02-21T09:58:45Z")
Congrats, Now tell us all about it… slowly. Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/8 "2005-02-21T10:13:09Z")
Congratulations! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/9 "2005-02-21T10:59:45Z")
::Three cheers from the geek gallery, who promptly cry themselves to sleep curled around a technical manual:: ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/10 "2005-02-21T11:15:27Z")
Uh oh… Going in to MOM MODE: Did you use protection? [/MOM MODE] Congratulations! I’m it was better than you expected. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/11 "2005-02-21T11:27:03Z")
Traci Lords has sex…now that is big news… Oh…that Traci Lord. And with an actor…now that sounds like marriage bait to me! Everybody knows how stable actors are. Steady income and alll… However…to be honest…CONGRATS! You have learned a big lesson! Sex can, and should be, fun! And trust me, there are worse choices you could have made. There is an old adage, “dumb fucks good”…and my guess is the actor fit that category well. Do it again, and again, and again…you have years later to tegret it, if ever. Oh, and yeah…be safe!! ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/12 "2005-02-21T11:29:41Z")
I lost mine only a few weeks ago, damn I should have posted a party thread 😛 Who would have thought, all the unlikely peeps getting laid 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/13 "2005-02-21T11:33:24Z")
> [@Pushkin](#): > > Who would have thought, all the unlikely peeps getting laid 😃 [Evidently someone was very, VERY, horny.](http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/) ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/14 "2005-02-21T12:18:16Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > [Evidently someone was very, VERY, horny.](http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/) I tried having sex with one of those once. It did not end well for either of us. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/15 "2005-02-21T12:26:27Z")
I’m glad it went well for you. Far too many people come away with negative experiences the first time. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/16 "2005-02-21T12:52:18Z")
I remember, for the whole day after my first time (at 25) I kept thinking, “I had SEX last night. Wow. SEX. Me. SEX.” Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/17 "2005-02-21T12:53:03Z")
> [@Tracy Lord](#): > > …I had SEX! WOO-HOO! Yeah, he showed me the video. You were hot. … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/18 "2005-02-21T12:56:46Z")
Oh, **wow**. You’ve realized a goal that I never did: sleeping with an actor I’d just seen perform. Treasure the memory! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/19 "2005-02-21T13:09:25Z")
PS - Don’t mind me. My first time wasn’t with an actor (or actress, given that I am (a) male, and (b) straight), or even with someone I’d picked, especially, nor anyone to brag about, nor especially noteworthy. Or in three words: I’m just jealous. /talking about myself ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148/20 "2005-02-21T15:10:36Z")
Woohoo! (We need a smiley with a party hat blowing his little party horn.) Glad to hear it was a fun time. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-tmi-duh/291148.md?page=2)