# I had sex with an older woman **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844 "2003-04-10T18:43:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/21 "2003-04-10T20:10:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*I said to him, “Ernie, when I am 80 years old, I am going to marry myself a 20-year-old boy. And let me tell you something, Ernie?20 goes into 80 a helluva lot more than 80 goes into 20!” \*\* **Eve** , that was great. Do you mind if I use that as an e-mail sig? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/22 "2003-04-10T20:16:22Z")
Well, _I_ stole it from Bette Midler, but go right ahead . . . ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/23 "2003-04-10T20:17:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*I’m just hoping the definition of ‘old’ isn’t, say, 31 or something. \*\* Yes, what age group are we talking here? Was there a walker involved? ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/24 "2003-04-10T20:18:47Z")
Then there’s the old joke about how I told my wife that when she turned 40, I planned to turn her in for 2 twenty year olds. “You can’t. You’re not wired for 220,” she said. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/25 "2003-04-10T20:40:43Z")
I’d never considered that _doin’ the walkin’ 69_ might be in reference to age. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/26 "2003-04-10T20:51:06Z")
Not to mention, how old are you? If she’s like, oh, 93, but you’re 87, it’s not a really big deal. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/27 "2003-04-10T21:22:22Z")
Wait a minute. The OP says “older woman.” That could mean anything from eighteen to ninety. Hell, I could have sex with a 28-year-old and claim truthfully that I had sex with an older man. (Only by one year, though.) I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/28 "2003-04-10T21:28:26Z")
Hell, I have sex with an older woman all the time. We even have the same last name. ---
**Author:** ![Harli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c0e974/32.png) [@Harli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harli)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/29 "2003-04-10T21:47:01Z")
I had sex with a younger man. Tapioca, have you been sleeping in my bed??? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/30 "2003-04-10T21:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\*Hell, I have sex with an older woman all the time. We even have the same last name. \*\* Y’know, that could be your mum **Dooku**. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/31 "2003-04-10T22:01:20Z")
Women age from the top down so the best parts are usually still intact. Also older women are not as likely to bite and scratch you as much as a young girl may. They are also unlike young ladies as they are more discrete and grateful. (Can you tell me who said those things?) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/32 "2003-04-10T22:04:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harli \* > \*\*I had sex with a younger man. > Tapioca, have you been sleeping in my bed??? \*\* All rumours about me and **Harli** are completely untrue. Although we might show you our Hideous Progeny in a few months. ---
**Author:** ![angelabaca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@angelabaca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelabaca)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/33 "2003-04-10T22:13:37Z")
I’ve slept with an older man. Older being 44. I am 22. Best sex of my life, actually (so far!). ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/34 "2003-04-10T22:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\*Y’know, that could be your mum **Dooku**. \*\* If that were the case, there would be a different name for it. 😉 **Zebra** : Ben Franklin? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/35 "2003-04-10T22:30:15Z")
Hell, I _married_ an older woman. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/36 "2003-04-10T22:38:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\*If that were the case, there would be a different name for it. 😉 > > **Zebra** : Ben Franklin? \*\* Ben Franklin’s take on sex with older women: They don’t yell, They don’t swell, They don’t tell, And they’re grateful as hell! Even if the quote is a UL, it’s still a good one… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/37 "2003-04-10T22:56:17Z")
If you’re 70 & she is 75, is that an older woman? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/38 "2003-04-10T22:58:29Z")
What’s wrong with you people? Nobody’s asked **Tapioca Dextrin** for more details? **TD** , you obviously came in here with a story to tell. So let’s hear it. ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/39 "2003-04-10T23:09:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\*Y’know, that could be your mum **Dooku**. \*\* Um, ew! (LOL! [Really!]) ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/40 "2003-04-10T23:27:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \* > \*\*Old women are the _best_…gimme a 21, 22 year old _any_ day. > > I’m tired of that “help me with my homework” sh\*t… \*\* I’m going to have to hurt you now. Nothing personal but it’s for the good of humanity. And I thought Jonathan Chance was bad. Padeye - who married an older woman and is very happy about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844.md?page=3)