# I had sex with an older woman **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844 "2003-04-10T18:43:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/41 "2003-04-11T02:31:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Padeye \* > \*\*I’m going to have to hurt you now. Nothing personal but it’s for the good of humanity. \*\* Tell ya what…I’ll hold him down, you piss on his head. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/42 "2003-04-11T02:50:02Z")
To those of you here who said “ew”. The days of our lives are too few One day you’ll wake and find You’re ugly deaf and blind And “ew” is what’s said about you ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/43 "2003-04-11T02:57:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*Hopefully I won’t be having any more sex until I get back to dry land. \*\* I’d just like to point out two things [ul]1. You will never see anyone on these boards ever AGAIN looking forward to not having sex for a while. 2. This thread has made me giggle like a leetle schoolgirl. ;)[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/44 "2003-04-11T03:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\*Yes, what age group are we talking here? Was there a **walker** involved? \*\* Walker, Texas Ranger? Oh, dear god, that \*is \* desperate! Or nastier, was \*Matlock \* ? Great, now I cannot get durty images of Jessica Lansbury out of my mind… ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/45 "2003-04-11T04:16:33Z")
Well, **Shirley Ujest** , thanks for sharing. Now I have to go to my cleansing mantra for unpleasant images: John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline… John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline… ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/46 "2003-04-11T05:49:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*Well, **Shirley Ujest** , thanks for sharing. Now I have to go to my cleansing mantra for unpleasant images: > > John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline… > John Madden, naked, jumping on a trampoline… \*\* Naked, except for a pair of black dress socks, beer gut bouncing to and fro, to and fro, like a big, fleshy metronome. Okay… my soul is now dead. Way to go me. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/47 "2003-04-11T11:16:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > **TD** , you obviously came in here with a story to tell. So let’s hear it. \*\* No story, just one of those things I felt compelled to share. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/48 "2003-04-11T11:48:33Z")
So, at least tell us how old you are, and how old the woman was, will ya? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/49 "2003-04-11T12:45:36Z")
Congratulations **Tapioca**. Is this why you couldn’t make the last Bat Dope? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/50 "2003-04-11T12:54:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*Walker, Texas Ranger? Oh, dear god, that \*is \* desperate! > > Or nastier, was \*Matlock \* ? > > Great, now I cannot get durty images of Jessica Lansbury out of my mind… \*\* Jessica Lansbury was once considered quite [the babe](http://www.reelclassics.com/Actresses/Lansbury/lansbury.htm). [Another pic](http://web.ukonline.co.uk/jessica.lange/scansl/lansbury/alc0175.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/51 "2003-04-11T12:58:15Z")
Angela! _Angela_ Lansbury!! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/52 "2003-04-11T12:58:17Z")
Well, you are now on the path to enlightenment: Sex with older women is the best sex ever. That is, if you are heterosexual. I guess it would be okay for Lesbians, too. Although, I hasten to add, sex with younger women is not to be despised. That is, if they are of the age of consent. No matter what, though, older women are absolutely the best. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/53 "2003-04-11T13:23:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Angela! _Angela_ Lansbury!! \*\* No, you’re thinking of Angela Fletcher. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/54 "2003-04-11T14:21:50Z")
Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/55 "2003-04-11T15:03:30Z")
Re: the fallen uterus. My mother-in-law’s got that. My husband got word from one of his sisters. He finished the call and was sitting there with the bewildered face. I asked him what’s wrong, and he said, “Mom’s pussy fell out.” I laughed so hard mine almost fell out too!. Anyway, I’m looking forward to geriatric sex. It may be a little slower, but hey, you’re on the right side of the grass, right? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/56 "2003-04-11T15:15:17Z")
Were the dentures left in or out for the festivities? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/57 "2003-04-11T15:34:19Z")
Ben Franklin is correct. (at least I’ve always heard that attributated to him and he was by all account a horny old goat) ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/58 "2003-04-11T18:35:44Z")
I’m glad someone picked up that I said older, not elderly. I’m 37 and she’s 38. But who would have responded to “_I had sex with a woman who was, more or less, the same age as me (give or tkae a year or two)_”? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/59 "2003-04-11T18:48:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*I’m glad someone picked up that I said older, not elderly. I’m 37 and she’s 38. But who would have responded to “_I had sex with a woman who was, more or less, the same age as me (give or tkae a year or two)_”? \*\* I haven’t been on the SDMB for a particularly long time, but I’ve noticed that if it has the word “sex” in it you get at least a few replies. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844/60 "2003-04-11T18:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*I haven’t been on the SDMB for a particularly long time, but I’ve noticed that if it has the word “sex” in it you get at least a few replies. \*\* This one had the magic phrase “sex with a woman”, which is always good for a few extra. Especially if the OP is a woman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-an-older-woman/167844.md?page=2)